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April O'Neil is Way Too Cool for the Avengers by Slinker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
12 Apr 2025
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"On Febuary 20th, a professor's identification card at Eastlaird University went missing. Since it was returned the next day, he thought he misplaced it. But, multiple vials of a dangerous herbicide they were developing had coincidentally gone missing."
Oh no.
"Two days ago a chemical analysis of a captured alien from New York's latest shitshow was done. On it were traces of that same herbicide."
He's standing right in front of her now, "you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you kid?"
April really wishes she hadn't left her bat at home, now.
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Or, the Krang Invasion happens at the same time the Avengers are fixing their mistakes in Sokovia.
This changes a lot, actually.
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Roy’s done with the day’s appointments but hasn’t yet left for home by the time six o’clock rolls around, which is what allows Edward Elric to shoulder his door in, slope uninvited into his inner office and flump heavily into his couch.
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29 May 2026
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It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
“Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
“Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
“The kid.”
“Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
“Your stepson did these calculations?”
“That’s not entirely—“
“Bring him to me,” Tony commanded.- Language:
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15 May 2026
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In which events in Beacon Hills go rather differently from the start, and a Beauty and the Beast (ish) story ensues. (Scott is not a teacup and no one sings about their feelings.)
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12 May 2026
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“What--” He stops to compulsively lick his lips. His back hits the wall-- he’d started backing up at some point and he hadn’t noticed. He can’t tear his eyes away from the man on his couch. No. The creature. “What are you?”
Martin finally looks up from his book. He looks at Jon. He doesn’t look like Prentiss. He isn’t full of gaping holes that should have killed him, he isn’t covered in squirming, shiny white worms, he doesn’t smell like a moldy, rotting corpse. He looks like a pleasant, normal man. He has freckles scattered across the bridge of his nose, his cheeks. Monsters shouldn’t have freckles, Jon thinks nonsensically.
“I’m your boyfriend,” the monster sitting on his couch says, as if this is a matter that is not up for debate, that Jon has no say in.
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20 Mar 2026
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The World Ahead, and Shattered Chains Behind by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Sep 2022
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With the Magnus Institute, the Beholding, and Elias's machinations finally behind them, Jon and Martin take to the road and stumble upon a small, reclusive community worshiping a mysterious god of the hunt. Before long, they find the village's god imprisoned within their inner sanctum, chained and brutalized to fuel the hunters' bloodthirsty strength. A second, more daring escape sees all three of them on the road once more, now fugitives from two cults instead of one.
It's difficult to heal in hiding, but not impossible.
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17 Mar 2026