Schlooper



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    An Art History student finds herself born as the daughter of Daemon Targaryen and Rhea Royce in that one world she remembers watching the show of and skimming some wiki articles when she should have been studying. Terrified of heights and not wanting to find herself in the middle of a war she decides the best way to stay alive, in a comfortable position and in power of her own destiny is to play the game of politics; all so she can stay home in Runestone and dream up a Flemish Renaissance for Gulltown.

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    “You live in an enclosure,” the man said. There was no venom in his voice. He was just stating a fact.

    “Yeah, but… it’s nice. I have just about anything I could ever ask for. And back on Earth, well… there’s nothing for me there now.”

    A new human, inexplicably, shows up on Erid, and Ryland Grace has to remember how to be a good host. Considering he hasn’t seen another human in about a decade, and this human is both distractingly handsome and incredibly traumatized, it’s safe to say that this might be a challenge… especially with Ryland still working through his own issues, even all these years later.

    But he saved the entire world, so, how hard could it be to save one more man?

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Another person. On Erid. For Ryland to touch and hug and love.

    As soon as they cleaned him up, that is.

    And yet, when did things ever turn out the way you expected them to? Ryland’s life sure hadn’t gone at all to plan, so what was one more wrench being thrown in it?

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    Simon and Grace are constantly at each other’s throats, until they’re at each other’s throats.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    They say that Red Hood has a loyal mutt. The man rules his territory in Crime Alley with an iron fist and a guard dog at his side. They say that Hood calls him Fetch, sometimes Fetcher. No one's ever heard him speak. Anyone who's ever seen him says he looks like an experiment gone wrong, that Hood picked him up somewhere unspeakable. They say he'll do anything Red Hood asks of him and he'll do it well. That he's strong and fast and probably inhuman. The girls say he's sweet, quiet but charming in his own way. Rival gangs say he's vicious, that he'd sooner rip your throat out than let you go. Jason just wants to help him.

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    20 May 2026

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    Pearl knows her neighbor is a cannibalistic serial killer. Okay, no, she doesn’t know - that would require actual proof, or you know, having seen it with her own eyes or something - but she’s pretty damn sure her neighbor is a cannibalistic serial killer.

    Maybe it’s the sinister Bond Villain vibes he gives that people, crazily enough, mistake for European charm. Maybe it’s his sterile home with its creepy art and haunted harpsichord. Maybe it’s the way he looks at people, like they’re a particularly colorful menagerie of zoo breed. Maybe it’s the psychiatrist to murderer pipeline that everyone is ignoring. Maybe it’s the fact that Hannibal rhymes with cannibal.

    Maybe it’s the fact that he keeps making fucking cannibal jokes at every one of his dinner parties that she’s forced to attend, all the while she’s doing her best to pretend she enjoys his food. Oddly enough that’s the hard part - God evented McDonalds so that the good people of the earth didn’t have to eat rare breeds of lizard anymore.

    Or: One teen girl gets to view Hannibal the way the audience does.

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    06 May 2026