Schatten_Flower
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A bright pink neon sign on the wall reads “Let your ex hit!”, and Chuuya rolls his eyes at this corny shit.
OR: tweet-inspired AU, in which Dazai has the misfortune of bartending for his ex-boyfriend's date.
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“Come on, Chuuya~” Dazai trilled as she crawled across the couch on hands and knees, and Chuuya knew she was fully aware of how it made her look. “Orgasms release oxytocin, and make the muscles of the uterus relax. No more cramps! And it might bring some color back into Chuuya’s lifeless slug face.”
Chuuya groaned and threw her head back so she couldn’t look at her partner, now kneeling right at her feet, a stupidly fake innocent look on her face. “I don’t have enough energy to deal with you right now, mackerel.”
“You wouldn’t have to lift a finger.”
Both suffering from period cramps, Dazai suggests a natural source of pain relief. And of course, the fastest way to get Dazai to shut up about something is to just roll with whatever stupid idea she has.
At least, that's what Chuuya keeps telling herself.
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“Are you going to say something?” he asks hysterically. “Or are you gonna stare at me until something changes.”
It takes a few shaky tries, little gasps that are not words, before he can quietly grit out, “Oda died.”
Or: Instead of unfortunate kidnappings or break ups due to circumstance, in this timeline Dazai goes to Chuuya before leaving the mafia for good. This changes a lot of things.
Or-Or: Chuuya is pregnant, Dazai finally finds out in time and they defect together, kickstarting their domestic life all the way to their first few years with the agency
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He’s seen bombs go off with less messy aftermaths.
Every single surface, including the ceiling, is covered in powdery sprays of castoff flour. Eggshells, empty of their contents, lay like so many corpses on one counter, while batter and other substances congeal on the remaining three. Metal racks keep delicate pizzelles, madeleines, palmiers, macarons, and mille-feuille hovering above the mess as they cool.
And in the center of it all, form suspended in mid-air and glowing red with For The Tainted Sorrow, is Chuuya.
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Chuuya is stress baking, sleep deprived, and in dire need of someone to take care of him. For better or worse, he gets Dazai. -
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Chuuya is in love with his boyfriend. He really, really is. After all, how can one not love their soulmate?
His boyfriend has one fatal flaw, though. The flaw can walk, talk, retort, offend, and, with a doubt, fly spaceships.
Chuuya doesn't fall in love with flaws. He falls in love with stability, precision, kindness, and wit.He doesn't know that Dazai has all of that, and much more.