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    Peter is confident in his skills. As Spiderman, he’s taught himself his limits. He knows how hard, where and when to hit people so they become less of a threat and more of a slightly inconvenient meat-bag. He has extensive notes on body language, changes in tonal pitch, even what people say.

    But Deadpool is not, and never has been, an opponent Peter is confident in dealing with.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.

    Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.

    There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.

    ‘FIND ME’.

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    Or, Spider-Man goes missing. Deadpool enlists Peter Parker to help find him.

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Wade Wilson accepts a million-dollar contract to kill Peter Parker. The problem? The target is a seventeen-year-old kid barely scraping by in Queens. Wade can't pull the trigger—he has lines he won't cross—but he can't walk away either.

    When Peter gets jumped by people who actually will kill him, Wade makes a choice. Now he's stuck playing bodyguard to a terrified high schooler who takes pictures of Spider-Man for grocery money and won't explain why anyone wants him dead.

    Peter knows his stalker-turned-protector is dangerous. He also knows he can't blow his cover.
    This is going to be a disaster.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “What makes you such an expert?” Peter challenged.

    “Oh, trust me, baby boy. I can read you like a book. It’s like I’m crawling through that cute nerdy brain of yours, plunging inside of you—“

    “Wade,” Peter warned.

    “Inside of your mind. You didn’t let me finish.”

     

    Or Peter submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known and Wade shares his (alleged) expertise with Spidey impersonators.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Peter loses his memories, so obviously Deadpool and him are dating. Right?

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    07 Jun 2026