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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
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08 Jun 2021
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Literally the best thing ever.
Fury describes Holly:
"That was the voice, the body, the face, of a woman who could eat you for breakfast without even straining herself but wouldn’t because she had better things to be doing. A dragon who had a hoard the size of a continent and knew that one tiny knight wasn’t a match for her but was still willing to let them try. This was a nuclear bomb wrapped in a warm fuzzy sweater. The woman who was looking at Nick with a warm look on her face could make nations kneel and topple empires if given the correct motivation."Sapphic flirting, Sif and Holly
Why strive for a man who cannot see your glory in its fullest when there are so many others who would worship you?”“And you…you would worship me?”
“I am mortal.” Holly said tilting her head. “That is what we do best.”
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Come Right On Me (I Mean "Camaraderie") by eyeslikeonyx for ImTheGirlofManyFandoms
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Apr 2026
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Being an unbonded omega in the NHL has never really been seen as a good thing. Some fans still have their biases about it, and even some team owners do too. Unless an omega is a fucking superstar of a player, the NHL does not care about them at all.
So when Luca arrives in Ottawa, he’s expecting some not-so-great treatment from his teammates and coaches. It’s nothing he’s not used to back home in the Swiss junior leagues or even on the international stage.
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23 Jun 2026
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Through work 3 and its hot. Want them to fuck him :(
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“Great. You still get to be the daddy but I’m the fucking mommy.”
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Ottawa wins the cup. Luca gets drunk.
He doesn’t mean to say it. It just slips out.Series
- Part 3 of father figure
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A moan from Shane reverberates off the walls.
“Shh. Don’t wake the baby.”
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Luca gets a concussion. Shane and Ilya always have room for him.Series
- Part 2 of father figure