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  1. Not For Eating by

    Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    30 Jun 2026

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    Orcs make no beautiful things.

    Or, our protagonist is an Uruk-Hai with blurry memories of the plot, nine feral Orc children, and no map. Strap in, we're going on a road trip.

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    English
    Words:
    14,594
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    295
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    4,689

  2. It's a lovely day in Beleriand, and you are a horrible seabird by

    Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)  

    08 Dec 2024

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    Doodles of the Horrible Seabird Elwing AU, crossposted from Tumblr

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    417
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    722

  3. Not For Eating Extras by

    Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    20 Jun 2023

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    Art and Lore for Not For Eating

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    379
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    933

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