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    Quriosity by

    Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)  

    01 Dec 2013

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    COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

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    "Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.

    "You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.

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    Guided By the Beauty of Our Weapons by for thewidowedmrsnorton

    Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)  

    23 Jun 2014

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    How they're meant to play lovers when they can barely stand one another, Q will never know. He figures someone in Mallory's office finds it funny.

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    Mutually Assured Destruction by

    Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom  

    28 May 2013

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    Bond gripped Q’s hair, just shy of too rough and pulled him closer, testing, wanting to wipe that smug look off Q’s fucking beautiful face. “Well if not that, how would you characterise our—” he paused, letting the next word come out slowly, tinted black with implication, “—arrangement?”

    Q’s eyes met Bond’s as he very gradually closed the distance between them, never blinking, even as his lips brushed 007’s in a shared breath that was electric with promise. “Mutually assured destruction.”

     

    Wherein Bond and Q can't seem to realize what their feelings are doing until they realize it. Hard.

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    Whoever Fights Monsters by ,

    Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, White Collar, James Bond (Movies)  

    04 Aug 2013

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    "Should I start, or would you like to?" Neal asked Q.

    "Are you going to draw this out?" Q said. "It's really quite simple. Some years ago, before MI6, before Neal's little bond mishap—"

    "Alleged bond mishap," Neal said—mostly out of reflex, Q thought.

    "You were convicted by a jury of your peers," Q said. "It's somewhat less alleged at this point. Nonetheless, before . . . that, Neal and I . . . were acquainted."

     

    Or: When Q hears that the FBI is bringing one Neal Caffrey to British soil for an investigation, he's fully expecting trouble with a capital T. Naturally, what he gets is much worse: par for the course when you're dating James Bond and you're old friends with an international art thief.

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    The Love Song of James Bond by

    Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom  

    20 Jan 2013

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    “Knowing your history, and adding to it the fact that I am not entirely unaffected by sharing a bed with you, I think it would be pointless to pretend that we are going to able to share this house for the next two weeks without fucking over every available surface.” Q smiles at the look of shock on James’ face. Clearly he hadn’t been expecting such a direct approach and Q presses on before he has a chance to recover. “However, when it happens it will happen on my terms.”

    There was definitely a significant gap between the time Bond was breaking down over M's death in the chapel to the time a confident Bond walked into Mallory's office to accept his newest assignment. What, or more importantly, who, put him back together again? Basically, lots of porn with plot.

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    Now with beautiful cover art!! http://thislostcastaway.tumblr.com/post/39215776508/the-love-song-of-james-bond-graphic-c

    Second gorgeous cover! http://leeeeeex.tumblr.com/post/65143265672/cover-for-a-really-delicious-story-that-everyone

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