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    Ilya nodded, equally cool. “We are adults. We can survive without each other for eight hours. Just try not to miss me too much.” he winks at Shane while he claps Hass on the shoulder.

    “How will I ever survive?” Shane rolls his eyes.

    They had absolutely not survived.

    (or totally not at all co-dependent shane and ilya are separated for the night and are super chill about it)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Mr. Rozanov came highly recommended. He was supposedly the best in the business, which is why Shane had hired him.

    It didn’t hurt that he was insanely attractive, either. Shane doubted there was another real estate agent in Ottawa who could match Rozanov’s ability to fill out a button-down.

    -OR-

    Shane and Ilya engage in some CNC roleplay where Shane is buying a house and Ilya is his sexy real estate agent.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    NSFW art studies of Shane and Ilya

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Hollander huffed and then, slowly, looked into Ilya’s eyes. “What if… what if we didn’t do it all the way?”

    “Yeah?” Ilya breathed. “Like?”

    “What if it’s just the tip.”

    Ilya’s jaw literally dropped. “Who the fuck taught you that?”

    Hollander shrugged, then his eyes locked onto Ilya. “Yes or no.”

    Fuck it.

    Or: episode 4 fuck-montage meets Just The Tip meets down-bad but doesn’t know it Ilya Rozanov meets barebacking

    OR: Ilya “just the tip” Rozanov and Shane “just fucking come in me” Hollander

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    08 Jun 2026

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.


    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    24 May 2026