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When Hisoka finds himself helping Illumi raise his siblings, he views it as an amusing chapter in his quest for the next thrill. However, the Zoldycks and Gon Freecss have another plan.
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- Part 2 of In Shadows
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03 Jan 2026
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When circumstances dictate Illumi take in his siblings, things don't go as planned. Killua runs away with Alluka multiple times a day, and when he isn’t running away he’s stashing fellow runaways in his room. Kalluto is a baby edgelord, Milluki is living in his brother’s basement, and Illumi might just have reconsider whether or not control is really what he wants.
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- Part 1 of In Shadows
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- English
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- 34,563
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- 10/10
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01 Jan 2026
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A brain, an athlete, a clown, a princess, and a criminal spend a day in detention together. Breakfast Club AU.
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- 4/4
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28 Dec 2025
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in·tem·per·ate
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having or showing a lack of self-controlAt the age of 12, Hisoka is given the opportunity to be a butler's apprentice for the famous Zoldyck family. It's the ideal job for someone who doesn't shy away from violence, but Hisoka's fascination for the eldest Zoldyck child is bound to cause problems.
A Butler Hisoka AU.
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- 29/29
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26 Dec 2025
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One for sorrow, two for joy
Three for a girl and four for a boy
Five for silver and six for gold
Seven for a secret, never to be told---
Hisoka has never cursed the fact that he was born an omega.Lots of people would, and for good reason. Omegas are weak, vulnerable, and subversive. They can't fight and can barely speak up in the presence of a strong Alpha. Omegas are only worth as many alphas as they can birth.
But Hisoka still doesn't mind.
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19 Dec 2025
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The last thing the magician had expected to hear after being called out of the blue to a small desolate bar hidden deep in the city, was for the stoic assassin to walk up to him and request a hug.
"Huh?"
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16 Dec 2025
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My neighbor is a serial killer please don't help by Rage_ball_of_fluff
Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter
07 Apr 2021
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Hisoka stood in front of his new apartment door when movement in his periphery caught his attention.
Huge black eyes were staring at him from across the corridor.
The gum Hisoka had been blowing popped. Loudly.
He held his neighbors gaze, registering pale skin and long, oh so long black hair hanging out of the door frame.
When the man slowly stalked closer Hisoka realized that he was tall, nearly as tall as Hisoka himself and painfully pale. Black hair smoothed down his back as dark as the ink curling around his biceps. His tattoos were beautiful, so finely worked and mesmerizing Hisoka nearly didn`t register the long kitchen knife his neighbor held in one of his hands. Or the strange red splatter across one of his fine cheekbones.Hisoka swallowed thickly around his bubblegum.
“I`m Illumi, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.”
And Hisoka nearly moaned. He had never met anyone in his life he wanted to fuck so badly in the first few seconds of making their acquaintance.
He grabbed the offered hand and pulled Illumi forward.
“Hisoka,” he said, getting impossibly closer. “And the pleasure’s all mine.”
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- Part 1 of Thin Walls
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- English
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- 54,419
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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Bookmarked by OptimisticBeth
13 Dec 2025
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker by prosodiical
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
18 Dec 2016
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or: five times Theseus set Newt and Percival up in some strange matchmaking scheme and one time Newt actually appreciated it.
Newt immediately knows the Graves at MACUSA isn't the real one, because Theseus has been setting them up for years.
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- English
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- 10,514
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- 1/1
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- 18
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- 414
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10 Dec 2025
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Illumi takes all of his siblings to a theme park. Hisoka ‘helpfully’ turns up to chaperone, even though nobody invited him.
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- English
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- 5,960
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by OptimisticBeth
07 Nov 2025
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To see Illumi Zoldyck at a restaurant or a club meant either that the food and drink was impeccable, or a person was about to die. He had become less of a celebrity and more of a ubiquitous death omen.
When Hisoka meets him at a fashion show in Paris, he decides to test his mortality and make a move.
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07 Nov 2025
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Illumi would do anything he was asked to do for his family, but that doesn’t always mean he wants his siblings to do the same. Or that they want him to.
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- Part 1 of An Open Secret
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- English
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- 140,912
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- 33/33
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Bookmarked by OptimisticBeth
05 Nov 2025
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Omegas were a rare prize and had Illumi been born to any other family, he would have been hailed as a blessing from the beyond.
Instead, he was born a Zoldyck, and the fact he wasn't an alpha Zoldyck meant he was immediately considered inadequate. Certainly no heir.
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An original take on an alpha-omega AU. Illumi, an omega, meets Hisoka, an alpha, while aboard an airship, and they have a strange, rare connection that they deny for as long as they can. How long, you ask? Long enough for Illumi's parents to interfere with an arranged marriage. How...unfortunate.
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No-nen AU where the Zoldycks are simply a weird, wealthy family living on a mountain that may be haunted by a number of creepy inhuman things.
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Illumi moves into the once-abandoned room in the north wing of the Zoldyck manor and hears strange screams from the mountain’s peak each night. Sometimes, if he listens long enough, the sounds morph into unnatural laughter. But it’s nothing--the only things that lurk outside are foxes on a hunt. There’s nothing inhuman, calling for him, asking him to step into the dark.
Still, he steps.
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Illumi unfortunately witnesses some straight pornography and even more unfortunately walks away curious.
(Fortunately, someone can help. For research purposes, of course.)
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20 Oct 2025
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What if, in an alternate universe, Illumi and Hisoka met one another exactly the same way that Gon and Killua met one another in canon?
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At age twelve, Illumi knows some nen, and has conquered the Celestial Tower. Now on a mission to obtain a Hunter's License, he arrives at the exam site to find another child present: Hisoka Morow.
It's not an assassination, but he's nevertheless quite sure this opportunity will bring great fortune to the Zoldyck name.
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A sequel to the Longest Job, another HisoIllu fanfiction.
Hisoka and Illumi have been living together for six months now without much trouble. But when Illumi's youngest brother goes missing, Hisoka manages to make the situation just a bit too complicated and much more fun.
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- Part 2 of The Biggest Change
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Illumi is forced out of the Zoldyck estate and seeks a living arrangement with an associate. He's not altogether pleased with it.
Hisoka is a floor master at Heaven's Arena and has the unexpected pleasure of spending time with one of his oldest acquaintances. He doesn't share Illumi's frustrations.
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- Part 1 of The Biggest Change
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- English
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- 23,704
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 14
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Bookmarked by OptimisticBeth
17 Oct 2025
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Surprisingly wholesome? And eventually dirty.
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Illumi appears at Hisoka's door one day in the hopes of avoiding his parents until he can kill them. Domesticity ensues.
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- English
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- 37,611
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 302
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Bookmarked by OptimisticBeth
16 Oct 2025
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Stand alone story. Patricide/matricide. Panic, self harm, unhealthy coping mechanisms.
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He watched, rapt, as an opalescent pink climbed in vines across the back of Illumi's hand and up his arm. Rapt, as a deep, inky purple spilled across his own fingertips. Illumi was silent and still, staring down at their hands with a fathomless blank fury in his eyes.
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OR The soulmate AU where you know your partner by touching their skin and seeing a certain colour.- Language:
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by OptimisticBeth
14 Oct 2025
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Love and Other Hazardous Materials by luchia
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
24 Nov 2012
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"This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.
(Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)