NukaDarling
Fandoms
- Fallout 4 (17)
- Team Fortress 2 (4)
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Hippolyta and Theseus are getting married. Pyramus and Thisbe are ready to throw hands. by NukaDarling
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
04 Jun 2026
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It was once said about the BLU Spy, quite correctly,
“This isn't blackmail, this is you wanting a captive audience for your theatrics!”It's a midsummer night, and crikey, what drongos these mercenaries be.
A spicy Shakespearean follow up to You May Fascinate a Mercenary; can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of Cheese and Kisses, Trouble and Strife
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,168
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
- Hits:
- 151
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...by giving him a piece of cheese. Engineer doesn't know much about wooing and fine dining and all that fancy stuff, but he does know that he's sure got a taste for somethin' special lately. Be a real shame if he got caught having cold feet about grabbing hisself a taste of it. Real damn shame, indeed. Might even take a bit of Spycraft to grease those wheels, huh?
Series
- Part 1 of Cheese and Kisses, Trouble and Strife
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Alpha Centauri, Mimosa, and the Crux of the Matter: a SOB Story by NukaDarling
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
19 Oct 2025
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There are three things any red-blooded, hard-working American man hates to do, and that's:
Measure in the metric system,
Ask for directions,
And lastly, talk about his feelings instead of repressing that shit right down.This disgraced Engineer is no longer an American man, but it takes more than distance to beat the Texas out of a man like him.
A story about broadening one's horizons and sucking on your mates’ toes.
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- Part 2 of SOB Stories
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Cold War AU. Earl Howard is a damn brilliant aerospace engineer and a real credit to the moral fiber of the US of A. That there's a man who's going places. Things would have been just FINE without that meddling spook! Probably!
or,
"Spy sappin' mah Space Race!"
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- Part 1 of SOB Stories
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She's got it bad for a man who oozes charm, swagger, and literal ionizing gamma rays.
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"That new Overboss sure is something. Talks kinda funny and don't seem like no real raider to me, but he's got Porter Gage on his side, even if he is actin' all weird lately. But as long as those caps keep rollin' in, I don't care what those freaks do behind closed doors."
- Words:
- 18,273
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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"… I've had enough of having my skills be misused for tonight," Spy says mildly. He takes Sniper's hand again, bringing Sniper's fingers to his mouth to suck lightly at the tips before sighing, "I've more suitable assets for you. Use them."
Bookmarked by NukaDarling
15 Jul 2026
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This is the best Sniper. Treasure him and learn.
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Medic and Sniper are, uh. Not very happy to find out that Spy was snooping in the doctor's private files.
(Now with a cover illustrated by the amazing greygravelpit!)
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- Part 11 of Polyamorous Merc Propaganda
Bookmarked by NukaDarling
03 Apr 2026
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When it was all over and the creeps who had been running their lives had turned to dust in the wind, Sniper packed up the van and went back to the only life he’d ever known.
So did the enemy Spy.
Bookmarked by NukaDarling
21 Mar 2026
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Psychologically unable to tell the difference between fighting and fucking, these two
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It started, as many things did for Sniper, with a jar.
Bookmarked by NukaDarling
31 Jan 2026
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Nswf art collection!!