Recent works
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The New Footman by NorribethBeliever
Fandoms: The Chronicles of Chrestomanci - Diana Wynne Jones
27 Mar 2026
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“In his house, none of the servants stayed more than six months. The reason seemed to be that Mama and Papa had given up speaking to one another even through the footman.” – The Lives of Christopher Chant
In which Mr and Mrs Chant manage to traumatise the new footman, William
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Cosimo Chant is a fool (and so is Miranda) by NorribethBeliever
Fandoms: The Chronicles of Chrestomanci - Diana Wynne Jones
20 Mar 2026
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“Tacroy and Miss Rosalie were staring at each other, both making sure the other knew their feelings were deeply hurt. Who have I seen look like that before? Christopher wondered. Underneath, he could tell, Tacroy and Miss Rosalie were longing to stop being rude to one another, but both too proud to make the first move. Who was that like? As Christopher bent over the pool of ink, he got it. Papa and Mama! They had been exactly the same!” – The Lives of Christopher Chant
In which Cosimo Chant is completely enamoured by his spoiled, selfish, fascinating wife, but he cannot bring himself to act upon it.

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