Myth_Maker



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    Ilya looked at him. "Mine."
    "Ilya."
    "What? Mine is better."
    "You can't— there's no better. That's not a thing."
    "It is absolutely a thing. I am very productive."
    "That's not what productive means in this context."
    "I am saying that I have a lot of it and it is very good. You have said this yourself. Many times."
    Shane closed his eyes. "I'm trying to have a serious conversation."


    Shane did the research. Ilya had the answer.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    5 times the Centaurs and other GC friends think Ilya is being a pushy or bossy twat to Shane, and one time they see Shane's true colors.

    Aka, that one time Shane walked Ilya like a dog in front of the Cens and they all had to recalibrate their opinion of their captain's relationship

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane is having a bad evening. The whole week had been shit, actually. But being in an extremely public place with hundreds of people chattering and most of them touching or talking to him and the lights and his sock is weird and no, I don't want a tray of fried hors d'ouvres or a third glass of champagne-- well.
    A storm is brewing. And only David and apparently Ilya Rozanov of all people can see what's coming.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    When Shane Hollander tries to film his skincare routine for The Cut… and Ilya can’t help adding his two cents.

    Domestic Shane & Ilya at its finest.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Ilya frowned slightly. He felt oddly wrong-footed and no closer to understanding the in-joke everyone else at the table seemed to be sharing. It brought back latent feelings of inadequacy, from years of wading through a language that still didn’t feel like his own.

    “So what then?”

    “What do you mean?” Dykstra looked even more confused than Ilya by now, both Wyatt and Bood seemingly content to sit back and watch this exchange happen, Hazy looking slightly wry and Boodram openly grinning.

    “Like, what makes it special?” Ilya clarified.

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    Ilya learns about the concept of a birthday blowjob and, consequently, how tragically under-blown his teammates are.

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