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    Shane Hollander disappears from the hockey world; after a year of silence, he returns to the ice, playing better than ever, winning two Stanley Cups, getting an actress girlfriend, and having a son. All while he tries to ignore the man he left behind as their careers grow, driving them apart and closer.

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    Shane gets pregnant and hides it from Ilya for years, but as the connection between them grows, Ilya comes closer to finding out the truth.

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    “I’m Rose Landry, and I have with me the first husbands of hockey, Shane and Ilya Hollander. Today we are going to be playing… the Newlywed Game.”

    Rose grinned at the camera. She had raised her eyebrow when Shane first told her about the premise for the video. Even though they were now out and married, Shane still liked to keep the details of his relationship private, and Ilya wanted whatever Shane wanted. Maybe he was feeling sappy after their first anniversary had passed, or maybe he was just tired of the endless speculation about the couple. When did it start? Who made the first move? When did it become love?

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    Or: A year after their wedding, they still manage to surprise Rose and the Centaurs with how obsessed they are with each other.

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    07 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    Troy Barrett liked to think he could be a patient man. Anyone would have to be in order to have put up with Troy’s father and Dallas Kent as long as he did. But on many days, Ilya Rozanov tested that patience. Today was one of those days. He had only been in the locker room for a couple of minutes before their captain had burst into the room, demanding everyone’s attention.

    “Listen up, everyone!” Ilya shouted, spreading his arms wide. “My beautiful incredible husband has lost his wonderful beautiful mind, very tragic, very sad. He thinks he loves me more than I love him. Told him that is impossible, ask the Centaurs. They will tell you.”

    “Jesus Christ,” Troy muttered. He thought through his response. Ilya was louder about his love for Shane, sure. But Shane had to be practically a saint to put up with the menace, let alone love him enough to marry him.

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    Or: Shortly after getting married, Shane and Ilya get into an argument over who loves the other more. The Ottawa Centaurs are about to be subjected to the most over the top displays of affection they have ever seen.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shane has an emergency wisdom tooth extraction.

    Ilya takes care of him.

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    07 Jun 2026