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Shane is, he realizes to the sound of the steady hum of wheels over asphalt, nothing more than a stray fucking dog. Whining after any hand that’s ever given him a hint of care or a bone to gnaw on; snapping at the same heels when they refuse to let him any further than the front stoop; growling and lunging, unasked, teeth bared, at any threat that has the misfortune of stepping over him on its way to the door.
A fucking dog.
[AKA, What if you devoted yourself so entirely to your lifelong best friend and then you thought he died and then you fucked his wife because you actually wanted to fuck him and then he came back and then you kind of went crazy. And also there were zombies. Wouldn't that be fucked up. A character study and an étude in face fucking.]
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14 Jun 2026
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Hijikata ends up at a place he normally avoids like the plague. Gintoki does something flat-out stupid. It’s all a long time coming.
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- Part 1 of Oil and Water, Honey and Gasoline
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10 Apr 2026
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Scorched Earth State of Mind by realpoutydadsurvives (brainwitchletty)
Fandoms: Resident Evil - All Media Types
09 Mar 2019
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Chris scowled and crossed his arms over his chest, certain he looked absurd. A huge man still in his uniform and gear, sitting in a small chair in a tiny office. His biceps were the size of O’Brian’s computer. “I did what I had to do to get the job done.”
“And that’s all we ever expect,” O’Brian replied. “Regardless, people saw. People took notice. People who decided you’d be the best person to keep Agent Kennedy on a leash and controlled.”
“What the fuck is he doing?”
O’Brian paused. “I’m assuming you haven’t heard, then.”
“Heard what?”
“Sherry Birkin is dead.”
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09 Mar 2026
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Something was wrong. Now that Harrington was marginally calmer, the reek of fear and panic had faded, but a rising, acidic note of pain had taken its place. It tugged at something deep in Billy’s gut, made his skin crawl with the instinctive urge to bundle Harrington up and hide him somewhere safe, where no one could find them, where they could—
Billy nearly swerved off the goddamn road. “Are — holy shit, Harrington, are you in heat?”
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if you suffer from interest in a niche ship from 2017, you may be entitled to compensation in the form of this unapologetically trope-y omegaverse AU
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- Part 1 of the keg king & the hair ♛
- Part 1 of v’s harringrove AUs ⚣
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15 Dec 2025
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Billy wants what he doesn’t deserve and he’ll risk life and limb trying to hold onto the one thing he took for granted, his friendship with Frank.
Canon divergence from season one of the punisher.
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- Part 1 of Absolution Series
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22 Nov 2025