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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Go Ahead and Scream (You Can’t Hold Out) by slytheringheights
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2020
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Hermione comes across a series of mysterious red parchments littered around Hogwarts that describe, in detail, her fictional sexual exploits with Draco Malfoy. Who has been writing this fanfiction - and why?
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Her eyes adjusted to the ink on the page, scanning the words before reading from the beginning. She caught her name peppered throughout--sometimes “Hermione” and sometimes “Granger.” A flash of anxiety spread through her at the thought of classmates talking about her behind her back. She knew they did, of course. She was Hermione Granger, war hero, Brightest Witch of Her…
“What the…” she whispered to herself. Her mind was struggling to process what she was reading. She started from the first line again, brows furrowed in concentration, as if she was reading another language.
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A love letter to my fellow Dramione fanfiction stans who have read every trope that this ship has sailed away on. -
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She gave him a friendly smile, heart hammering.
He returned it, popping out an earbud. “Hey.”
She’d heard his voice from across the gym countless times but never directed toward her. She felt like an idiot for being so affected by it.
“Hi.” She felt breathless and knew it wasn’t from the jogging. She sought about for something else to say to keep him looking at her. “Where’re your friends?”
He raised a brow, lips twitching up into his typical half-smile. “Oh? One of them in particular?”
She couldn’t help her automatic scoff. Sure, they were handsome, too, but she’d had her eyes set only on him since the get go and neither the tall-and-dark nor the curly-haired man could compete.
His grin widened at her reaction. “They’ll be devastated to hear that you made that sound.”
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Or, Hermione finds a compelling reason to get a gym membership
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- Part 2 of Try Not To Come
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A woman like her deserved fine mahogany. A lush velvet chaise lounge. She deserved bookshelves filled with books from the Manor library. She deserved to be draped in silk and jewels and hand fed grapes and given three to five orgasms daily and—
“Malfoy?”
“Hm?”
Shit. He’d let himself get distracted and almost forgotten that he’d have to earn the right to dress her up like a little doll. And undress her, if he was lucky.
He’d need to play his cards just right.
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Lessons in Darkened Rooms by raven_maiden for PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2021
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She glares at him for a long moment before spinning away, retrieving her wand with supple movements.“Have it your way, then.”
It takes Draco two more weeks to master the spell.
It takes him two hours to wank to thoughts of Granger’s flimsy blouse and long legs.
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Draco Malfoy's eighth year at Hogwarts should have been simple, if unpleasant. Instead he finds himself grappling with a Granger-shaped problem.
