Itsnotalwaysnoticed
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One-Shots
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“I read the guide,” Jungkook muttered, insulted. “I even tried thinking about boobs and thighs and like, whatever. It just buzzed a little and then gave up.”
“Damn,” Jimin said, biting back another smile. “You couldn’t even get the AI hard.”
“Do you want me to die?”
Jimin tilted his head. “Nah. This is more fun.”
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Jimin and Jungkook, longtime roommates and “totally straight” close friends, have a yearly tradition of one-upping each other with chaotic stocking stuffer gag gifts. Last year, Jungkook won with a corn-shaped dildo engraved with “country girls make do”, leaving Jimin stunned and humbled.
But this year? Jimin’s not playing fair. He’s got a secret weapon: a top-tier AI-driven, brainwave-synced masturbator his company just finished developing. A prototype designed to read your dirtiest fantasies and milk you accordingly.
Naturally, he drops it into Jungkook’s stocking.
Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like forcing your straight roommate into a sexual identity crisis.
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- Part 1 of Holiday Fics
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23 Feb 2026
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His parents told him this marriage would bring their countries together, would help to form a truce and unify their forces. But Felix knew the truth, knew he was an offering - simply a pretty face served up on a silver platter, offered to the Wolves in a plea to let their people live another day.
In which Faerie Prince Felix is betrothed to the brutal Wolf King Chan to save his kingdom, and perhaps fall in love along the way.
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19 Jan 2024
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After a few days, Minho insists it’s better to forget the incident overall. As long as he isn’t interfering with others, watching Seungmin enter his apartment really does no harm. He just prioritizes his distance more than anything. He moves carefully, anxious ever since that night.
Not enough to resist. Minho keeps sticking around after kissing goodnight, spying on his lover. He does it date after date. Only until one night, he’s waiting under the window and he sees a glimpse of Seungmin but he swears he sees him stick his head out of the window, potentially spotting the stalker. In fact, there’s no way he doesn’t spot Minho. He was loitering right in the middle of the sidewalk, all alone. Right underneath his window.
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06 Nov 2023
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Felix lets it happen, oddly fascinated, for all of about three seconds before he takes a breath and takes a risk. “So who are you?”
(In which Felix finds out the truth and decides it makes sense. And he's still on-board.)
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- Part 1 of Felix+ [PODFIC]
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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. by Saltandburnboys for ashtraythief, alycat
Fandoms: Supernatural RPF
01 Jun 2015
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Jensen would do anything to make Jared happy, he just never thought it would he would have to do this.