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    Lan Pharmaceuticals, a century-old legacy pharma empire that ventured into luxury skincare some 20 years ago finally launches its first ever accessible line and watches it spectacularly TANK.

    Enter market specialist Wei Wuxian, who is just what they need, who can rescue a brand even from the depths of hell; and who, quite inconveniently, also happens to be their head of IT and younger heir's ex from college.

    OR: an epistolary account of the near-impossible salvation of Lan Pharmaceuticals' first ever mass-market skincare brand, told entirely through internal communications

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    20 May 2026

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    “The rock,” Jingyi says, voice very very unstable. “Hit the rock, shixiong, fuck, no time to break the wards, hit the rock —”

    The Killing Chord strikes Jingyi’s appointed boulder. It cracks that in half, too.

    Not half a second after Lan Yuan follows Jingyi into the crevice, the yaoguai strikes the stone, talons scrabbling at the crevice, beak pecking at the entrance they’ve made themselves. A red, furious, glowing eye peers in after them, and Lan Yuan stumbles back blindly, vaguely downwards. He’s staring at the entrance, at the clear and present danger. Neither of them are looking backward.

    In hindsight, it’s the worst mistake they make all day.

     

    Wei Ying has spent years sealed under a mountain. It's just his luck that the kids who break him out of it are Lans.

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    17 May 2026

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    According to Lan Wangji, Yiling has two main items of interest. First, there is a supposedly demonic cultivator who a) may not exist and b) if he does, is keeping the town remarkably safe and not demonic. Secondly, there is Wei Ying, a man he is falling in love with.

    These are definitely two separate things.

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    16 May 2026

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    The Jiang have been nearly wiped off the map. Wei Wuxian has wrangled Wen Qing into agreeing to a desperate plan to restore Jiang Cheng's golden core. To accomplish this, he cooked up an absolutely ridiculous story about Baoshen Sanren that no one would believe besides his half-dead shidi, who would take any chance at this point.

    No one told Baoshen Sanren she can't be on a random hillside in Yiling, however.

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    16 May 2026

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    From a fic prompt by frankengender on Tumblr - the juniors have a favorite cafe where they do their homework after lectures. Why is their server so knowledgeable about cultivation things? Modern with magic AU, the sects still exist and that's everyone's problem.

    This is a WIP, but I know where I'm going with this. I'm pretty sure. I don't have the greatest track record of this, but I do actually have a map.

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    15 May 2026