Impatient_Turtle



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    What if Simon was in some of the logs sent on the beetles? How would the people of Earth react?

    I have no clue what I'm doing, this is my first fic.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Left off reading on chapter 31

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Slice of life Coltland Twins Bloodymary AU! No astrophage. No Hail Mary. Human Rocky and Adrian will be introduced later!

    Ryland Grace is still a teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle School in San Francisco. Simon in the Uncle of one of his students. They meet at the same time as Colt comes back into his life, those things are not independent of each other.
    Hope you're ready for this ride because it's...rocky. lol.

    Simon grew up in a death cult and his backstory will be discussed in depth, including the torture he was subjected to.
    Colt and Ryland had an abusive father as well, so read at your own risk!

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    13 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    So. Grace got drunk. Very drunk.
    Now he was going to a wedding with a fake boyfriend.
    Atleast his brother was a great wingman.

    Stuntman!simon x Teacher! grace

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Simon thought he'd died. He remembered releasing that stupid black box, he remembered the blood and pain, he remembered Ellie's teeth cracking down on SM-13.

    Then he woke up, floating in that hateful submarine, in a pool of blood. Intact. Had that all been some terrible nightmare? Had he failed and was now doomed to die slowly in a portion of the ocean of blood?

    Then the speaker that shouldn't be working cracked to life.

    "Hello?"

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    Grace was content with how his life was going. Sure, he was light years away from Earth and all the other humans. But he was alive, he had a best friend and a whole planet that cared for his happiness and well-being. He got to teach once more and had a beautiful view that was created just for him.

    But he was lonely. He had Rocky and the other Eridians of course, but he could really do with a cat or something to cuddle and love. Not that anything like that was going to happen -

    Wait, why was the ocean bubbling? Was that a voice? Light? What was happening?!

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    At this moment Grace thinks that he is, as his students say, cooked.

    OR

    In which Simon is a villain, Grace wishes people would not die next to his apartment, Adrian is iconic, and Rocky is along for the ride.

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    09 Jun 2026