ImYourCrowbar
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- Punk Rock RPF (3)
- The Damned (Band) (3)
- The Small Faces (Band) (2)
- Faces (UK Band) (2)
- The Rolling Stones (Band) (2)
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“Oh, new cobwebs? Good look.” The Captain says as he walks into the foyer. It's still all as gloomy and dark as it's always been. It would be weird if that changed.
Though; the Captain swiftly clued in on the fact that Dave, for once, has a rather bright pop of color on. Not like his splashes of purple or red – no – yellow stripes. He sticks out like a sore thumb in this glorified Munsters house.
“Hired new spiders.” Dave answers, walking into his kitchen without even sparing the Captain a glance.
(Or, the Captain gives Dave a visit only to leave with a mess of emotions)
- Language:
- English
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- 7,975
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
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The Pleasure and the Pain (It Tells Me I'm in Love Again) by ImYourCrowbar
Fandoms: The Damned (Band), Punk Rock RPF
27 Jan 2026
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“Playing a little hairdresser for your sexual thrills?” The Captain laughs in some vain attempt to not think about his own slight stiffy, lumping the blame onto Dave.
“Sexual?” Dave asks after a beat, bewildered, but keeps applying bleach, “Not an idea that crossed my mind. Think that’s a you problem, mate.”
(Dave and the Captain have hair troubles... among other things)
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“Piss off, told you I didn’t take anything. Jesus fucking Christ.” The Captain coughs out with his head still dropped low. His shoulders jut upwards defensively, and it’s the most strength Dave has seen the Captain put into any movement since the debacle began.
“Don’t wanna stick my fingers down your throat. Dunno what’s been down there.” Dave bluntly retorted, “Not convinced I don’t have to do that.”
“Dave, you don’t gotta do anything you don’t wanna do.”
(Dave learns something new about Captain Sensible)
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Shake, Shudder, Shiver by ImYourCrowbar
Fandoms: Faces (UK Band), The Small Faces (Band)
04 Aug 2025
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“Em. I mean, can't sleep, what's better for knocking out than a handy?” Ian says matter-of-factly, using his hand to mimic the motion of a handjob.
Kenney looks past Ian, seemingly deep in contemplation, while bringing a finger up to his chin, “Not very romantic, Mac. Not even trying to woo me?”
(Ian fucks his coworker because he's bored, and accidentally gets himself a little hung up)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,937
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 86
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Take A Look At The Guy Who's Standing In Front Of You by ImYourCrowbar
Fandoms: The Rolling Stones (Band), Rod Stewart (Musician)
12 Jul 2025
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Something is up with him. Rod had noticed this as soon as the pair hugged. They call all the time, and everything seems so peachy over the static tones of a phone — but obviously, something is eating at Ronnie both mentally and physically.
(During their respective 1981 tours, Rod is coaxed into visiting Ronnie after a Stones show)