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    I wanna fuck with the Marvel timeline, so I will. Follows several different individuals/groups of people traveling back in time through different series.

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    Bakugou is actually nice to Midoriya. This causes an intergalactic butterfly affect where Class 1-A all meet each other before they should have.
    This, predictably, changes things.

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    “Ilya, hey, hey,” Shane says, setting the plates down and hurrying around the table to Ilya’s side. “What’s wrong, why are you crying?”

    Ilya hiccups. “Is fine. Is nothing. I am just crying because Pike is so ugly,” he blubbers. “And it is so sad that these beautiful children have to look at his face every day.”

    Pike waits until Ilya’s got his hands over his eyes to meet Shane’s gaze and mouth 'what the FUCK'.

    Or: after Shane moves to Ottawa, Ilya develops a habit of randomly bursting into tears.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Months into the first season after getting married, Ilya is approached in a roundabout way by a Russian player who used to be a good friend. Turns out he might still be a good friend, and maybe some other Russian players are decent too.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    He figures Ilya would be pretty surprised if he showed up to his house out of the blue. Surprised enough to be put off, probably. Shane is way too bad of a liar to think of any plausible excuse. If this is really happening, if Shane is actually by some miracle getting another shot at this, then he’s going to have to play this smart. His impatience to see Ilya again will have to be tempered. He’s not sure how time travel works, but he has the sneaking suspicion that one wrong move could unravel everything.

    Ilya is alive.

    Just the thought of it is enough to make Shane crack his first smile in a year.

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    AU in which Ilya dies in the Centaurs' plane crash. A year later, careless with grief, Shane drives his car into a blizzard and wakes up in Boston, in 2016. When faced with the opportunity to do it right this time, and keep Ilya for good, Shane knows that every decision he makes will be crucial. It's terrifying, but Ilya once told him that he's brave. Now it's up to Shane to prove it.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    When Troy finds his captain drugged and limp in the bathroom of a local dive, his only concern is getting Ilya home safe and sound. And he will, even if he has to fight off a weirdly determined Shane Hollander to do it.

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    Shane’s romantic weekend plans go awry when he finds his husband unconscious and thrown over Troy Barrett’s shoulder. He doesn’t know where Dallas Kent’s former lapdog thinks he’s taking Shane’s boyfriend, but he’ll be damned if he lets Ilya go without a fight.

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    Or; Ilya gets roofied. Somehow, he’s still not the one having that bad of a night, all things considered.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Whimpering, Shane looked down between their bodies. Ilya’s other hand dragged slowly down Shane’s chest, over his trembling stomach, and came to rest just below his navel. There, pressed against Ilya’s own abdomen, was a soft, distinct bulge.

    “See?” Ilya whispered, his eyes glowing with a feral light. “That’s me. Inside you.”

    He pressed down with his fingers, right on the bulge.

    Shane screamed.

    (or, first day at the cottage gets Ilya scent drunk on his omega)

    Tag to be covered: Crying Shane Hollander

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    05 Jun 2026