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    It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
    “Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
    Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
    Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
    “Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
    “The kid.”
    “Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
    “Your stepson did these calculations?”
    “That’s not entirely—“
    “Bring him to me,” Tony commanded.

     

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Far out
    Bergen

    Love this
    Peter is genius and badass and Tony Stark is a loser basically, like anyone is compared to the glorious Peter Parker and of course he picks up Thor's hammer, cause why not?

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    Peter learned a long time ago that he wasn’t going to be adopted.

    He learned it when May and Ben sat him down and explained that they were just his uncle and aunt and he couldn’t call them his parents at school anymore. He learned it after the third family left the group home without him. He learned it after he was rejected time and time again for showing up with bruised cheeks and secret wounds that told people that he was a fighter and he could never say he was a crime fighter.

    Peter Parker doesn’t need to be adopted. He has accepted that by now. He’s sixteen years old and knows that he only has two more years before he can be on his own. He’s looking forward to getting out of the system. He’s looking forward to being independent.

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    or five times the Starks talked about adopting Peter + the time they actually do

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    16 Jun 2026

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    little desires
    sarcasm_rockers

    Irondad, foster care, group home. The last 2-3 chapters were badass

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    “Right, well, we were able to track him down via your birth certificate...” She shifts through the papers on her clipboard. Peter feels lightheaded. “And he agreed to take you in, so you don’t have to go into foster-care, as long as we provide a positive paternity test.”

    “I- I don’t... who?”

    “Tony Stark.”

     

    Or: Peter runs away after Ben dies. After six months of homelessness, he's found and placed with his biological father, who also happens to be his childhood hero, Tony Stark. Add hiding Spider-Man, a dangerous new villain that he's determined to take care of on his own, trying to bond with his father, all while keeping the dark secrets of his past on the streets hidden; Peter has found himself in a very complicated situation.

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    15 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just Me and All Of My Plain Jane Glory
    SpaceCowboysFromMars

    Irondad, cute

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    "You just—you just called me darling."

    Wifies took a slow sip of his hot chocolate. "Yeah? And?"

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "Darling, You’re a Mess"
    Phys_Sapphire

    Parrotx2/Wifies cute

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    Afterwords, when Harley was pressed up against the omega’s back, knot stuck deep as Peter purred and preened, the alpha sighed as he realized he had backed out of his promise, yet again. Peter was content now, but the shitstorm was coming.

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    Harley gets really overwhelmed when Peter tries to ride him. Also, Tony wishes he could bleach his brain.

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Broken Promises and Needy Omegas
    dontstudywritenovels

    Parkneer

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