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"Can I help you find something?"
Penelope Featherington jumps at the sound of a voice coming from behind her. She shouldn't be surprised, however, that the young, dark-haired, friendly-looking man who was behind the counter earlier is checking on her now. She's been standing frozen for the last few minutes in front of a wide display of items lined up on a wall that are entirely foreign to her. They're entirely foreign to her because she's a virgin in a sex shop, and suddenly the grand plans she had coming in here today all feel very, very stupid.
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Or, virgin Pen wanders into Colin's sex shop one day in an unusual beginning to their happily ever after.
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01 May 2026
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What if Hook was able to go with Emma and Henry when they left to escape Pan’s curse? With no memory of each other or Storybrooke, Emma and Killian meet in New York as complete strangers, both with broken pasts, and both with clean slates for their future.
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27 Apr 2026
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Après Ski by Chinesepapercut for KindaTea
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
04 Jan 2026
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This year instead of trudging home to her mother’s flat, Penelope has been invited to spend the Christmas holiday with her best friend Eloise and her family. Instead of snipping with her sisters over whipped turnips (less carbs than potatoes), Penelope will be breaking bread with the Bridgertons (carbs be damned)—a real family that is huge and loving and, more specifically, loves Christmas so much that they typically spend the holiday skiing in the French Alps.
And so, for the first time since she was seven years old, Penelope Featherington is looking forward to Christmas.
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A week in one of the poshest ski resort towns in the entire world. A week with Christmas themed Bridgerton family hijinks. A week that puts Penelope in insanely close proximity to her best friend's older brother Colin. What could go wrong?
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05 Jan 2026
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Mistletoe Madness by Saxonmagpie25
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
29 Dec 2025
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“Are you kidding?” Michael grinned, cradling Penelope’s chin in his palms. “Look at her! This face! These eyes! Those freckles! That hair!” He threw his arm around Penelope’s shoulders and squeezed. “She’s a perfect little elf!”
Penelope blushed. “So you just thought of the shortest person you know”, she commented wryly.
“I thought of the best person for the job”, Michael responded. “And that’s you”.
Michael Stirling is playing Santa and needs an elf to help. Colin Bridgerton doesn't like it one little bit...
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01 Jan 2026
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Night Whimpers and Shrieks by Polin_Polin_and_More_Polin
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
21 Jun 2025
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Penelope spends the night with Eloise and learns a new way to fall asleep fast but it quickly escalates into an erotic encounter.
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20 Sep 2025