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    High Fantasy/Science Fiction AU.

    The cot looked like a death trap. It was held together by a bunch of leather straps connected to a metal frame. Even with a mattress put on top it looked like a torture device.

    "If I die in the night, I will come back to haunt you," Wei Wuxian said, eyeing it.

    "It is not for you," Lan Wangji said.

    "What? I'm a prisoner. Of course I'm taking the cot."

    "You are a guest and you are taking the bed."

    "I'm not taking the bed. Come on, I can't let you sleep on that. If you die everyone will blame me."

    "I will not die."

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    Wei Ying's life has been less than great recently, but given that yesterday's problems amounted to "finally clean the fridge" and today's are "keep himself, Jiang Cheng, and 28 random strangers alive in a fantasy version of the Arctic" it's fair to say that things have taken a turn for the worse.

    Or: what happens when, against all your best wishes, you end up on a reality show that saw all of its previous contestants die.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    ‘Alright, fine,’ huffs Wei Ying, blowing out his cheeks. He adjusts his grip on the smooth hilt of the sword, as cold as wet stone beneath his palm. ‘How do I give this back to you?’
    ‘I must trade with you something of equal worth,’ says the strange man.
    ‘Uh. Okay.’ Wei Ying rubs his forehead with his free hand. ‘How about your name? Your real name.’ In case he needs to file a police report or stalk this beautiful, scary man on google or something.
    The man looks even more angry. He pulls his shoulders back and draws himself to his full height, which is rather impressive and forces Wei Ying to tip his chin up slightly.
    ‘My name is Lan Zhan,’ the man says.
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    (The one where it’s a dark academia AU - only it’s not.)

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    02 Jan 2025

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    Wei Ying gave up necromancy years ago. He should be done with hauntings, but here in his café, here in this quiet city at the edge of the world, there stands a ghost dressed in mourning white with eyes like warm honey at the bottom of the pot.

    (The one where it's a café AU - only it's not.)

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    29 Dec 2024

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    So. The other thing Wei Ying had come to learn over the past two weeks was how his hero-worship (Jiang Cheng’s phrase) of the war hero Hanguang-jun, had changed into a flaming lust for Lan Wangji, only to be rudely surprised to find the lust was just a small subset of a massive and almost overwhelming at times crush on his current night hunting partner. He honestly thought he’d done well, though, keeping all that to himself, and then his big, fat mouth had said, “I want to stay with you,” with the slightest bit of plaintive whine, if Wei Ying was being ungenerous.

    OR: A night hunting road trip (that Wei Ying is not supposed to be on) with his childhood hero (who is now a DILF). Absolutely nothing embarrassing or wrong or heartbreaking can happen here. Nope.

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    25 Nov 2024