Gayhermit5
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We never found the answer (but we knew one thing) by Gayhermit5
Fandoms: A League of Their Own (TV 2022)
21 Aug 2022
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The thing is, Carson really wants to write Greta. She misses her, her knowing little smile, the quick wit and unreadable eyes.
Except that when she actually tried to write something, the only thing that came to her mind was, "Dear Greta, how are you? Remember when we had sex in a convent?" and that was just too direct, not to mention plain rude. -
Oh I wish for once, we could stay gold by Gayhermit5
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
29 Apr 2018
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Peter Parker dies in Tony Stark’s arms, scared and confused, his pale face terribly young.
Tony doesn’t even have a body to hold.
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Drabble.
Alex gets on one knee.
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Even when Miranda declines to advise an undergraduate on her senior project, Andrea refuses to go away. Temporary insanity ensues.
Okay, maybe not so temporary.
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04 Oct 2025
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ugly: in defense of pansy parkinson by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2014
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“Why are you here?” Parvati asked Pansy once. People asked her a lot, when they found her in Flourish and Blotts, or at work on the Prophet. Their eyes raked her, looking for green, for silver, for venom. Sometimes she'd smile back and let them see the danger.
"Because I'm not fifteen anymore," said Pansy. "God, do you know what precious Potter Sr. got up to at school, the bully? But boys get to grow up to be men, you see, and us girls just grow up to be bitches."
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13 Sep 2025
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Takes around two years and a minor heart attack for Marty to accept that Rust isn’t going to walk into the kitchen one night, shake his hand over mac and cheese, say thanks for everything, then walk out the door and fuck off to the North Pole to watch the stars.
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16 Jul 2025
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House Style for Gryffindors by Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe) for lauren3210
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2014
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The Slytherins have always ruled the Sortilegus, a wizarding society magazine popular since the Middle Ages which lost most of its staff during the recent Unpleasantness (informally known as the Campaign against Noses). Pansy Parkinson has just been made the youngest witch ever to head the publication and has been charged with livening up the magazine and helping it move into post-war society whilst maintaining tradition.
Which is all fine by Draco until she brings Harry Potter on staff, an obvious attempt to force Draco into a nervous breakdown by requiring him to work cheek-by-jowl with his arch-nemesis.
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13 Jul 2025
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In the summer before his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry decides to take his own words to heart - it is time to let the Gryffindor go. As he tries to navigate the world with the eyes of a Slytherin, he surprises everyone with what he discovers he’s capable of.
After all, Slytherins use any means to achieve their ends, even when they are not a fan of the means.
The sequel to Evitative.
Discontinued.
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- Part 2 of Mutatum
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01 Jul 2025