Florzo



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    "We'll put an ad up in the paper or something, or on Craigslist. Can't be that hard to find a roomie without a bee allergy." They could've gotten another cramped apartment for around the same price, but Vaughn had seen the ad for their new house and couldn't believe the asking price.

    The great deal on the place? Well the guy next door was a huge dick to everyone when he was home, and his presence drove the property value around him down. But he paid everything on time and in full, so nothing could be done about it. The neighbors couldn't even call the local authorities because nothing this Mr. Lawrence did could be even considered disrupting the peace, he was just incredibly unpleasant.

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    Tumblr prompt fic, based on: “Fuck you and your bee farm I’ve had enough” AU

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    “Uh, Yamada Hizashi?” Hizashi offers, pointing to himself. “I write the entertainment column?”

    “I know who you are,” Aizawa huffs, but his expression doesn’t become any friendlier. Hizashi suppresses a grimace.

    “Right! Sorry,” Hizashi replies with an awkward laugh, internally berating himself for sounding like such an idiot in front of the reporter most likely to judge him for it. “So I was thinking about doing a piece on that vigilante – ”

    “I’m not helping you,” Aizawa interrupts.

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    Hanzo lives a quiet life in his small magical antiquities shop, just far enough off the beaten-path. Quiet, at least, until Ana arrives with a magic mirror and a request. Modern fantasy AU.

    Written for the McHanzo Reverse Bang 2018.

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    29 Aug 2018

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    Once upon a time, a wicked sorcerer cut out his heart and sealed it away. He hid it in a needle, put the needle in an egg, put the egg in a duck, put the duck inside a rabbit, and put the rabbit in a box on an island at the end of the world. So long as his heart was safe, nothing could kill him. Or so the legends say, anyway.
    Nowadays, people know what a silly story that was. Nobody bothers with rabbits anymore.

     

     

    Cole Cassidy has no heart.

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    29 Mar 2018

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    Their mission window is a little less than two weeks. Two weeks of sun and sea, two weeks of swimsuits and too-expensive cocktails, two weeks of island excursions and sharing a room booked for a couple--two weeks of Gabe and McCree pretending to be a couple.

    And the thing is, it's not going to be hard for Gabe to pretend.

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    11 Oct 2017