Fitzs_Trained_Monkey
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Congratulations, you Blue Skidoo-ed into the MCU.
Your only survival aid? You can hear the soundtrack.
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College Au, my dearly deranged friends.
When a cursed relic is found to be missing from New Asgard and rumored to have been sold illegally, Loki is called upon to play a little spy and attempt to retrieve the artifact by any means necessary... Even if that means taking advantage of the first person who might actually understand a thing or two about being the God of Mischief.
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There's A Beauty To It by Fitzs_Trained_Monkey
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
24 Mar 2026
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Suffice it to say, I was kicked out of my home for discovering the truth. I fell to Midgard in a place most miserable. I definitely won a fight against a strange mortal woman, and then a bar fight, and another fight after that. Other unpleasant things happened. Maybe I helped a few people leave a horrid situation and maybe I learned a few things. Maybe.
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The Blood of The Covenant by Fitzs_Trained_Monkey
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jul 2025
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Slytherin is for the Broken, the Fearful, and the Selfish. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
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Southern Nights (One Shots and Shorts) by Fitzs_Trained_Monkey
Fandoms: The Originals (TV), The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms
11 May 2022
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A collection of One Shots and shorts from my Tumblr. Before you keep scrolling, I think you may have misunderstood me. I'm not talking about those little 1,000 word things some authors make. My so called one shots can reach upwards of 13,000 words. Most of these are about Kol, but you'll find a few Klaus and Elijah fics in here as well.
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Do You Trust Me? | Sebastian Sallow x Reader by tarnished_silver
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jul 2025
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Currently being revised; an asterisk beside the chapter title means the revision is complete!
As you begin your Seventh year at Hogwarts, you continue to struggle with your memories of fifth year and the betrayal you experienced at the hands of your best friend, Sebastian Sallow. Despite the passage of time, your friendship with Sebastian remains complicated, and all kinds of buried feelings between the two of you begin to resurface. Despite your reservations, you can't help the attraction you have towards him, not knowing that all this time, he has felt the same.
Meanwhile, a new threat looms over Hogwarts. With tensions rising and safety at stake, you find yourself drawn back into Sebastian's orbit, and you must decide whether to let him back into your life or to leave him behind for good. As the danger intensifies, you and Sebastian must put aside your differences and work together to protect Hogwarts and its students. But with feelings and tensions running high, can you really trust him? Will you choose to forgive and forget, or will you let the past continue to haunt your future? Only time will tell.
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19 Aug 2023
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A Matter Of Public Record by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2024
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Sebastian Sallow would like it known - as a matter of public record - that he is not in love.
To prove it and get rid of these bizarre rumours, he'll duel the supposed object of his affection in Crossed Wands, while definitely-absolutely-completely-and-obviously not wanting to kiss her.
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12 Aug 2023
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Unexpected Allegiances by dakotaawolven
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
26 Nov 2023
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When Elena warns the Mikaelsons about their mother's plan to kill them on the night of the ball, allegiances change and new friendships forge the way to a -maybe- peaceful future. But even when the big bad is on your side, there's always something worse, right?
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30 May 2023
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Read 21 chapters in one day. TOO GOOD
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Go Back to Bed, You're Only Dreaming by HemlockBB
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms, The Vampire Diaries (TV)
08 Jan 2024
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Olivia Thorne has always been a bit of an oddball, but many of her classmates would never guess how odd. College student and retail part-timer by day, demigod and dreamwalker by night, Olivia is meant to keep the peace between warring supernatural factions and pass all her classes with a C or above.
But even she never could have imagined the strange world she and her friends are about to be thrust into.
The Mikaelsons have always been missing their final member, the glue to keep them all together.
Ayana intends to keep nature in balance by keeping them alive.
And Esther is just kind of rude.
Saving people, taking names, and chewing bubblegum- four people from 2022 are going to be thrust into a world over a decade ago, with supernatural bullshit to boot.
But we have a bit to get there.
(Replaced old chapters with edited versions as of 12-29-23)
Bookmarked by Fitzs_Trained_Monkey
21 Feb 2023
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Exchanged Favours by DarkEagles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Vampire Diaries (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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Secrets are weapons in the making, and when Harry can’t remember her own, trouble looms upon the horizon.
“Don’t underestimate the allure of darkness - even the purest of hearts are drawn to it.”