FinelyDressedSpacemen
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Robby knows better than to look away from the board as he says, “I’m going to Nick Bradley’s funeral.”
“Goddammit,” Jack curses again. “You can’t torture yourself enough on the clock, now you’ve gotta do it on your PTO too?”
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It hits him, then, like anaphylaxis is contagious: his chest feels tight, his breath frozen. He’s mad at Jack for getting so exposed. He’s mad at the patient for bringing in the allergen in the first place. He’s terrified, seeing Jack sweat, hearing Javadi read “90 over 70,” and even as Jack’s breathing begins to slow, and even as his systolic starts climbing, Robby is scared stiff.
Jack mumbles something around the mouthpiece of the nebulizer.
“No,” Robby snaps. “Shut up and breathe.”
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The Real Thing by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Dec 2025
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“What?” Wade shrugs, excessively. “What is that?”
Logan shrugs again. “Whatever.”
“Whatever? I suggest some cliche, fake relationship trope bullshit and you say Whatever?”
“Whatever,” he repeats, a little dangerously. “I said what I said.”
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Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
30 Aug 2025
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Maybe it’s wrong, thinking of a real person he almost kind of knows while he’s reaching beneath the hem of his satin panties and he’s cranking one out in front of a chat room full of strangers.
Wade doesn’t care. Claws1973 is handling the troublemakers like he always does, and Wade is pretending Hot Neighbor Dad is watching him while Wade writhes over the comforter and thinks of that stupid, tufted hair.
He gasps. “Don’t forget to come back tomorrow,” he pants. “Same Pool time, same Pool channel.”
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Wheel, Snipe, Celly by FinelyDressedSpacemen for BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
19 May 2025
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Wade joined the local beer league team for something to do. He never expected to fall in love, and definitely not with the best defenseman in Halifax Wolverine history.
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A good chunk of the Cardiology staff overheard the exact moment when Robby learned that he, Michael Robinavitch, M.D., was actually properly Michael Avraham Felip Robinavitch Bellpuig i Renaldi, Prince of the Blood and Duke of Castelcicciano, and the heir to the throne of the sovereign Kingdom of Vesperia and Its Islands.
Or, let's mash up The Pitt and The Princess Diaries.
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27 Jun 2026
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Robby sighed, and shook his head, hands scrubbing at his beard. “A wiser man would say that we’re using casual intimacy to hide from the emotional turmoil we should be working out in therapy,” Robby called out as Jack walked out the door.
The other man barked out a laugh. "Yeah, and when you find him, tell him I said hi."
(Or: Robby can't sleep, Jack decides to help. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.)
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24 Jun 2026
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They say doctors make terrible patients. This is especially true for Dr. Jack Abbot.
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15 Jun 2026
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"Wait, how long has it been exactly since you last had sex?"
On a night in, drinking beers and watching the game, Jack discovers that not only has Robby not got laid in nearly two years, but it's also been a long while since he's managed to get himself off with just his hand. Robby's problem is not being able to switch his brain off and enjoy the moment.
Jack decides to rectify that himself.
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10 Jun 2026
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"I can't believe I'm saying this," Robby said, "but humans don't turn into dogs."
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09 Jun 2026