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New Achievement! You Fell For An Obvious Trap… Again! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
02 May 2026
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Was the Sisterhood of Blood not really fucking clearly a creepy, evil cult? Were you distracted by their boobs? Their dark, luscious hair? Their well-shod feet?
Okay, I know it wasn't that last one: those slippers they all wear are nothing to write home about, and quite frankly most of them could stand to get a pedicure. Keeping your claws sharp is all well and good, but it's not the only standard of hygiene.
Seriously, though, those bloodstains weren't even all that subtle. Not to mention the ominous music, crumbling gothic architecture, and heavy incense poorly hiding the pervasive smell of rot.
Have you never seen a horror movie?
And the worst part is, you're not even getting this notification, because you let them bamboozle you. Did you think all that creepy chanting was just for the ambiance?
Reward: oh, you want a reward, do you? I suppose you want Daddy to come pull your bacon out of the fire before you're completely cooked?
Metaphorically, of course. The Sisterhood doesn't generally bother with cooking.
…you're lucky you're cute, sweetheart.
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- Part 3 of My Anonymous Fic
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22 Jul 2026
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“Dressing gown?” Niall repeats.
He can play dumb. Put enough disbelief in his tone and Ruben should buy it. He has to.
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28 May 2026
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"That's it. You're staying the night." Ruben decides, getting up from the table and taking Niall's mug to the sink.
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09 May 2026
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Their mums are away for the weekend, so Ruben's brought a few things to keep them entertained. It's alright until he pulls out a porno film.
[Or, Niall and Ruben have the house for themselves, some pills and a porno movie. It goes downhill from there.]
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08 May 2026
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If he could make a home inside of Niall's chest among his ribs so that they would never have to be away from each other again, he would.
One body, one head.
Ruben shifted back slightly and began to pull off his green half-zip. "Come on, Bambers," he said, releasing his hold on Niall's face to grab at his blue jacket. "Lay with me. I want to feel your skin."
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Joanna doesn't walk in on them in the lounge and Ruben stays around for longer
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- Part 1 of Squee's Half Man Fics
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06 May 2026