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David is on the worst date of his life. Patrick is a player for the Toronto Maple Leafs. One night, their lives collide in the most unexpected of ways.
Or: The Hockey Meet-Ugly that no one really asked for, but that I wrote to prove to myself that I actually could.
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08 Jun 2026
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Barn Burner
DelilahMcMuffin
Summary:David is on the worst date of his life. Patrick is a player for the Toronto Maple Leafs. One night, their lives collide in the most unexpected of ways.
Or: The Hockey Meet-Ugly that no one really asked for, but that I wrote to prove to myself that I actually could.
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Barn Burner: /bärn ˈbərnər/
noun. Informal. North American. Slang.
In Sports, typically a high-scoring and exciting or intense game.(See the end of the work for more notes.)
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Slight AU- What if Patrick and David meet via text the first night David winds up in Schitt's Creek?
David spent so much time on his phone in season 1, and WHO WAS HE TEXTING?
This is my take on that.
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28 May 2026
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Wrong Number
Deenerann
Summary:Slight AU- What if Patrick and David meet via text the first night David winds up in Schitt's Creek?
David spent so much time on his phone in season 1, and WHO WAS HE TEXTING?
This is my take on that.
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27 May 2026
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Nice to Meet You -- an AU series of ways David and Patrick might have met.
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Creekside Brewing Company: Brewed by Brewers! (“Oh my god. Please don’t put that on Instagram.”)
Canon divergence in which Patrick follows his cousins to Schitt’s Creek to help launch Creekside Brewing Co. But when he discovers that the neighbouring business is also set to open its doors soon, it will take him down a path he never expected.
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A story about changing your dreams, a beautiful boy, and a little bit of beer pong.
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23 May 2026
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Waiting on the Day
High-Seas-Swan (FangLang)
Summary:Creekside Brewing Company: Brewed by Brewers! (“Oh my god. Please don’t put that on Instagram.”)
Canon divergence in which Patrick follows his cousins to Schitt’s Creek to help launch Creekside Brewing Co. But when he discovers that the neighbouring business is also set to open its doors soon, it will take him down a path he never expected.
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A story about changing your dreams, a beautiful boy, and a little bit of beer pong.
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In response to a prompt by Anonymous in the Schitt’s Creek Sports Fest collection.
All the medals to doubleL27, RhetoricalQuestion & ships_to_sail for putting together this amazing fest.
Thank you to HV who can always figure out what I mean when I highlight a passage and write HELP!
Petrodobreva, I don't know what I would have done without you, you got me to the finish line, TY!
Unfolded73, you pointed me in the right direction and kept me going. You rock my socks.Apologies to the brewmasters for all the things I got wrong. I am a pretty good beer pong partner though!
Cheers!
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“Um,” his voice cracks and he clears his throat and tries again, “Um, Patrick can’t come into work today?”
“Oh?” Alexis asks, keeping the question carefully nonchalant which really only makes things worse. If she’s sparing his feelings then shit surely must be hitting the fan.
“Yeah.”
“Did he say why?” Again, meticulously neutral.
“No.”
Or, the morning after Grad Night goes somewhat differently when Patrick gets a call from home.
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23 May 2026
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my heart was broke, my head was sore
blueink3
Summary:“Um,” his voice cracks and he clears his throat and tries again, “Um, Patrick can’t come into work today?”
“Oh?” Alexis asks, keeping the question carefully nonchalant which really only makes things worse. If she’s sparing his feelings then shit surely must be hitting the fan.
“Yeah.”
“Did he say why?” Again, meticulously neutral.
“No.”
Or, the morning after Grad Night goes somewhat differently when Patrick gets a call from home.
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"I think in the other scene with David, too, there’s a lot of tension but it’s really been amazing to play off of Dan and feel in certain moments particularly how he and David can morph into a caregiver almost. He takes care of Patrick. I think one of the things that audiences have really enjoyed is watching these guys play with each other but also take care of each other when they need to. That’s what makes it a great relationship."
- Noah Reid