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and never get dizzy by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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“Uh, hello,” Ilya says when the cat rises up on its legs and stretches, back bending and paws curling down. Its ears flick and it gives him a dour sort of mwor in return. Witches have familiars, Ilya knows that. And this is a perfect spot for a familiar to be, on the stoop of the witch's house. Logic follows that the cat must be the witch's familiar.
So he says, very politely, “Shane is expecting us,” even though he has no idea if that’s true or not.
The cat yawns, tiny sharp teeth flashing at Ilya. Its ears flick again and then it curls up into a ball of fur, right there on the brick wall despite the fact that they’re hurtling towards the end of November and it’s fucking freezing outside.
“Is that good or bad, do you think,” Ilya asks Seryozha in Russian, gesturing at the cat when the familiar doesn’t move again except to curl its tail over the tip of its pink nose.
Seryozha’s phone screen flashes white in the darkness. That is a cat, he types, and Ilya scowls. It’s a fucking magical cat.
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- Part 12 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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26 Jun 2026
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Mama's Boy, Mama's Boy by WhimperSoldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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Shane's first mistake was going to talk to Ilya Rozanov before their game. His second was immediately, stupidly, meeting the eyes of Rozanov’s very much dead mother hovering at his side.
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- Part 6 of Heated Rivalry AUs
- Part 1 of Ghost Irina AU
- Language:
- English
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- 68,348
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- 5/5
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21 Jun 2026
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sandcastles (all the pleasure, none of the burden) by prettyshadow (theaujasmin)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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“H’rder,” Shane whines into his mouth, not even trying to interrupt the kiss but speaking pathetically muffled and slurred around Ilya’s tongue.
Ilya knocks their foreheads together, smiles.
“Nooooo Ilya, not before the game, Ilya,” he whines, a sweetly mocking imitation of Shane, “and now look at you, mhm? Why should I ever listen to your complaining, baby, when you’re gonna be such an easy, perfect slut for it anyways?”
Or: Shane plays four-dimensional chess to get Ilya to fuck him even when he tells him no, for Shane-typical control freak reasons, in Shane-typical convoluted ways, with Shane-typical unawareness of this being a sex freak thing. Ilya provides, of course.
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- Part 1 of quantum mechanics
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- English
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- 7,423
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- 1/1
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07 May 2026
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While the rest of us settle for skeletons by Azzandra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Aug 2023
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Shen Jiu loses his memories while out on a mission, and gets himself adopted into a minor sect in some obscure countryside.
Five years pass before his fellow Peak Lords find him again.
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- 13/13
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18 Dec 2025
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Dreams Come True (and Nightmares Too) by Drag0nst0rm for NewEyes
Fandoms: Scholomance - Naomi Novik
24 Nov 2022
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El kills her first maw-mouth.
For better or worse, she has an audience.
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26 Oct 2025
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The problem with being a teenage wizard on the verge of going warlock with no impulse control was -
Okay, actually there were a lot of problems with that, in hindsight. But the specific problem was, when the person who was acting as your impulse control got brutally murdered, things tended to get messy.
You know. Hypothetically.
(Harry will defend his choices after that to his dying day. So will Ramirez. Marcone, for his part, really wishes those choices hadn't been made in Chicago and thus become his problem.)
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When they try to hang him, he floats.
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They put him on the pyre at dawn.
He doesn’t burn.
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19 Jun 2024
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Dying to return by StormDancer
BBC Merlin, ft. Merlin as mysterious yet unthreatening sorcerer
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What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
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- Part 1 of Her Kingdom as Great
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- 27,245
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- 3/3
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08 Aug 2023
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Cultivate: Slow Life on a Monster-Infested Mountain by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2023
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When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.
Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.
Sounds like a great hiding spot!
(TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain
ValleyMountain.)Chapter recaps available here.
💌 Please note I am very behind on replies. I have full intentions of catching up, but my spoons for this are sporadically available. I appreciate them tremendously, always.
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- Part 1 of Cultivate (+ Extras)
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- English
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- 461,437
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- 55/55
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11 Jul 2023
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Qi Ding Gui by Chi-chi-chimaera (gestalt1)
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest
03 Apr 2022
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After placing the first of seven nails into his body, Zhou Zishu's plan is unfortunatly discovered by Prince Jin. Running from suffocating captivity, there is nowhere else in the world to hide but the notorious Ghost Valley. Memories of Siji Manor and much of his past washed away by Meng Po soup, Zhou Zishu cheerfully carves out a new place for himself and draws the attention of the vicious Valley Master while he does it.
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- Part 5 of Danmei Genre Fic Collection
- Part 1 of Ghost Zhou Zishu AU
- Language:
- English
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- 108,247
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- 23/23
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11 Jun 2023
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Qi Ding Gui by Chi-chi-chimaera
Pre-canon Zhou Zishu goes to ghost valley AU -
never mind the hunt by nyoomerr for Wiegenlied
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Dec 2021
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After the Immortal Alliance Conference leaves Shen Qingqiu a wreck, Liu Qingge does everything he can to pull him off of Qing Jing and away from Luo Binghe's sword mound. When he finally finds the perfect excuse, it doesn't matter much to him that it would mean disrupting the careful courtship he's had going for years, so long as he can help Shen Qingqiu.
Shen Qingqiu... doesn't quite understand.
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23 Mar 2023
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wide salt sea by astronicht
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Oct 2019
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It is five AM in a universe where nothing much happens, but nothing much counts.
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Public/Private by KerylRaist
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Apr 2026
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Book Three in the Tao of the Force-verse.
Kylo and Rey have gotten their own spheres of power, The Order and The Maji set, now it's time to blend them together, and continue moving forward into a new hegemony for themselves, and the galaxy.
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- Part 3 of Tao of the Force
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- 321/?
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16 Nov 2022
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Public/Private, caught up at ch 255!
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[PODFIC] 江山如有待 | It Seems the Hills and Rivers Have Been Waiting by Gwogobo
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jun 2022
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“Are you a cultivator?”
“No,” she says, steadily. “This one doesn’t possess the core for it.” She pauses and raises her eyes to his, so boldly he finds it a little startling. “I believe that I can be of use to the Jiang sect in spite of that, and I have brought a gift to prove it. May I show you?”
Fully intrigued now, Jiang Cheng nods. The girl unslings the bundle from her back, unties a couple of straps, and unrolls it on the floor in a smooth motion.
Jiang Cheng is on his feet before he even consciously realizes it’s happened, and the reaction murmurs out through the hall. There, on a blanket that belongs on the back of a horse, are five Wen cultivator swords, offered to him by a girl who looks like the word “bumpkin” was invented specifically for her. What the fuck.
“Where did you get those?” he asks, instead of asking “What the fuck?” out loud, because that would be unbecoming of his status as sect leader.
The girl meets his eyes again, lifts her chin, and says simply, “I killed the men who carried them.”
Or: Fan Dingxiang cultivates the swole path. Jiang Cheng doesn't know how to handle that.
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the taste of blood, the claim of love by newamsterdam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2019
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“You’d do anything to save him, wouldn’t you.”
Shen Qingqiu forces his eyes to meet Luo Binghe’s. “Anything.”
“I already have your life,” Luo Binghe says idly. “You don’t have much more to give, do you?”
Shen Qingqiu blinks placidly. “I’m sure you can think of something.”
Luo Binghe smiles slowly, looking almost vulpine. “Of course, I can. In fact, I know what I want from you, Shen Qingqiu.”
He doesn’t want to imagine what depravity lurks in Luo Binghe’s mind. He inclines his head, skin itching at the contact with Luo Binghe, and waits.
When Shen Qingqiu's life is in his hands, Luo Binghe asks for something Shen Qingqiu thought he'd given away long ago-- his loyalty.
- Language:
- English
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- 31,360
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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03 Oct 2021
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the taste of blood, the claim of love; by newamsterdam
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A Fire and a Conflagration by iodhadh for serenityfails
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
17 Dec 2017
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At first, the Iron Bull is just writing poetry to Dorian because it's a fun way to tease him—he gets all huffy when he's pretending he doesn't think the lowbrow stuff is funny, and besides, he started it by making it a Vint-versus-Qunari thing. It's only fair for Bull to needle him a bit.
At first, Dorian is only writing back to Bull because he can't let him win. The pride of Tevinter's literary tradition (not to mention his own dignity) is at stake here, and he will not be beaten at metaphor by someone who thinks cattle-related puns are an appropriate way to seduce someone.
And that's all it is. At first.
- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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16 Oct 2020
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A Fire and a Conflagration, by iodhadh
Dorian/Bull exchanging poetry--poems can sometimes be really hard for me to connect to, but the ones in this fic are just so good, so in character, why can't all poems come with 16k of character study attached? -
In Case You Should Ever Ask by phnelt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Sep 2020
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Lan Zhan and Wei Ying go undercover at a fetish party.
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- Part 1 of comeback
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,873
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- 1/1
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- 524
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13 Sep 2020
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"In Case You Should Ever Ask" by phnelt -- Lan Zhan and Wei Ying go undercover at a fetish party.
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Mulan: A Wuxia Musical is my conceptualization of the idea that the Disney Mulan live-action adaption could have been both more like a Chinese martial arts fantasy (wuxia film) AND a musical. If you've listened to my Chinese novel musical numbers, you''ll have an idea of where I'm going with this.
Piano & vocals concepts for reimagined versions of:
"Honor to Us All," "I'll Make a Man Out of You," and "Reflection."Bookmarked by Distopian
20 Aug 2020
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Mulan: a Wuxia Musical -- The most amazing proof of concept
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You can't win a war for humanity by sacrificing all of your own.
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- Part 4 of Down to Agincourt
- Language:
- English
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- 25/28
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20 Aug 2020
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Down to Agincourt: Phenomnal
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Rooted to the Earth, Reaching towards the Sky by romantic_drift
Fandoms: 琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV)
26 Dec 2019
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Jingyan's arranged marriage would have rended her from Lin Shu.
Which was of course unacceptable. So Lin Shu arranged Jingyan another marriage—to her, and to their husband,
a jianghu doctor of little statusthe Young Master of Lang Ya Hall.The Emperor really should have known better than to promise his seventh daughter to Southern Chu.
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02 Jul 2020
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Rooted to the Earth, Reaching towards the Sky by romantic_drift -- Lin Chen/f!Jingyan/f!Lin Shu