Daniela_Riddle2004
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this man can't be fixed. i can fuck him though. maybe that will calm him down.
in which jungkook is a bratty little villain vying for seokjin's attention through insults and petty crime, and seokjin is the exhausted and exasperated superhero who fucks the brat out of him.
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Bookmarked by Daniela_Riddle2004
08 Jun 2026
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As I was doom scrolling on twitter, I saw this post
"One time my boyfriend got so drunk he looked at me and said "honestly, you seem really sweet, but I have a girlfriend". Then walked off. Ten minutes later he came back, grabbed my hand and said "there you are. I've been looking for you everywhere"
And I just knew who would completely fit the bill so here we are with our darlings, enjoy!
Bookmarked by Daniela_Riddle2004
08 Jun 2026
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The Statistical Improbability of Jeon Jungkook by DeerAngler0604
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Jan 2026
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I laughed the entire time drafting this, it's another gem and I am visualizing emo Jungkook's return, ahahahahahahahaha
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12 years ago, a random petite goth girl eyed me across the room at a party, with the unblinking stare of a serial killer, then mustered the courage to stomp towards me and blurt in ALL CAPS
YOU HAVE A VERY BIG HEAD. COME, DRINK VODKA WITH ME. NOW.
She was exactly this blunt and awkward the entire night. We ended up at my place and fucked. She kinda never left aftwerards, and now we have two kids and a cat. She remains strange and awkward to this day. Lives off cigarettes, black licorice and dick. Never saw her in direct sunlight. Extremely literal-minded. Hisses at other women in my vicinity. Might be Fae.
Sometimes I think she might be into me but it’s hard to say.This is the best “love” story I’ve ever heard.
Bookmarked by Daniela_Riddle2004
08 Jun 2026
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The Gin, The Prince, and the Porsche by DeerAngler0604
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Jan 2026
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Ah yes, I saw this one post with just one text and I was like uh huh totally can see it happening in alternate universe
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Hey it’s Eric, the guy who hit you with his car. Sorry if this is inappropriate but would you wanna get dinner or coffee or lunch or a drink or something where I open doors for you & buy you consumable goods sometimes? I promise not to run over you ever again 🥺I just don’t know many girls who can pop their own shoulder back in & make a joke while doing it. Ur very cute.Bookmarked by Daniela_Riddle2004
08 Jun 2026
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A self indulgence treat for ya'll
Bookmarked by Daniela_Riddle2004
08 Jun 2026