CrypticPuffin
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“So, what?” he asked. “You think if I say something weird to Sasuke, Naruto will get jealous?”
She turned a look of long-suffering, but ultimately benevolent pity on him.
“No. I think if you do say something weird to Sasuke, you’d better call me right away so I can call Sakura so she can prepare a room at the hospital.”
Karin and Suigetsu hang out and piss each other off on purpose. As per usual.
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if my love is a victimless crime, you'd rather be bruised by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Saw (Movies)
07 Sep 2025
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“‘You’d be surprised what tools can save a life,’” Lynn quotes, like spitting out poison she’d been holding in for far too long. Like picking up a bloody revolver and aiming it back where it had come from.
Lynn doesn’t need a gun, and she knows it.
Amanda wants to cry, wants her tears to skate the cruel metal of the trap she’s never really been without. She doesn’t know if it’s out of fear or… relief.
She doesn’t let it show, either way.
(Amanda wakes up with a familiar weight on her head. Lynn is faced with a deadly choice: forgiveness, or revenge?)
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Fuck, he thought. I think this thing wants to keep me.
No sooner did he think that than the beast growled again, but that time, it was a low and almost indecent sound, somehow sounding to Joe’s ears like a promise– a terrible promise that, if fulfilled, would leave him utterly unrecognizable to anyone who had ever known him.
The horror he felt at the idea of that outcome could perhaps best be described as half-hearted.
Well, he thought, if it fucks me to death, I suppose there’s worse ways to go.
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sometimes, people say that I'm a time bomb by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs)
06 Nov 2024
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Dan has managed to save both his fiancee and his partner in crime from certain death, but only at the cost of his own life. Unable to accept his death, Megan and Herbert plan to do the impossible– time travel, yes, but something even more unthinkable: to call a temporary truce so they can save the man they both love.
That doesn’t mean it goes according to plan, though.
(Or, the danbert fic that is actually about Meg getting revenge and also there's time travel body swap. Because I said so)
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Chemistry by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series
12 Dec 2023
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Bruce doesn't enjoy weddings.
But he might just like it if it were his own...
A twist on BTAS episode Chemistry.
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You would think two people having completely different fashion senses would keep them from mixing up whose clothes are whose, but Bea and Tora find a way.
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26 Jun 2026
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Really, it would have been completely fine. Great, even! Sol knew people with absolutely dogshit roommate situations, so Jane was perfect.
But that was the problem. Sol knew herself well enough to know that she had a soft spot for good girls. Pretty girls with long hair and sweet, open faces who would cry so beautifully while they had their worlds opened wide by Sol’s fingers and tongue and strap. And god, Janey was perfect.
Sol couldn’t help the thoughts of Jane with her lovely round face and lovelier, rounder tits whenever she jacked off these days. This afternoon was no different.
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10 Jun 2026
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'FORMER Erebus and Terror employees - STOLEN items? Moderated group, please read rules before asking to join.' by Drav93
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018)
31 Jul 2024
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Francis Crozier starts a strictly moderated Facebook group to tackle the issue of a local menace...
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26 May 2026
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Data is experiencing some unexplained malfunctions. Geordi jokingly suggests it sounds like he's got a crush, but Data takes him seriously.
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20 May 2026
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The first poker game on the Enterprise-E takes an unusual turn when certain aspects of Data's emotion chip are brought up. For the LGBTfest prompt Star Trek: The Next Generation, Data, Having emotions includes having a sexual orientation. He's not sure why everyone expected it to be heterosexuality.
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