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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Iceland attends a funeral for Finland's pet fish, Prinsessa Lumisirkku.

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    29 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    This tub ain't big enough for the both of us.

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    29 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Mathias is a first time chemistry teacher that makes a bet with his roommate that he can get a date faster than him. His roommate Gilbert gets one sooner but to save face Mathias lies and desperately seeks out a fake date. The only person he's able to find in time for this is his own senior student, Nikolas Bondevik. (Human names in Notes)

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    29 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    A gift for ChampagneSly loosely based on the lyrics “can’t wait to get you back to my car / spread on my wall like a poster." by Jason Derulo

    Pure smut with Denmark and Norway, very little plot.

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    28 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Norway: Shitshitshit he was taking out lube oh god
    Finland: He what?
    Finland: Oh god, seriously? Just run!
    Norway: Are you crazy?! Who knows what he'll do?
    Finland: Norway, I don't want you scarred for life!

     

     

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    Norway is trapped in a closet while Denmark masturbates nearby. In front of him.

    Chinese Translation Available: https://beizhi354.lofter.com/post/1fd4ab27_2bbb71999

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    27 Apr 2026