Coffeespill
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An unfinished bit that's up for adoption....AKA the HP/TR | LV plot bunny that won't leave me be! Info in the authors' notes.
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The smoke began to clear. "Now's your chance, boy! Go!" The voice hissed. But before he could do more than think of scrambling away, Harry involuntarily froze at the sound of heavy footsteps and a disturbing chattering sound. Previously muffled by the strangely dense smoke, the chattering was now nearly deafening. "Oh fuck," Harry and the voice said in tandem.**JK Rowling does NOT represent my views. I am NB and she can suck my d-**
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After the horror of Voldemort's resurrection, Harry is back at #4. New neighbors have moved into the empty home on Wisteria Walk and Harry has unfortunately been volunteered by his Aunt to clean up their yard. He quickly discovers that Death Eaters are closer to home than expected.
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FG/HP WIP which has been floating around in my head since 2016. End notes contain the notes of the story, just in case I don't finish it.
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On Friendship (her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever) by Coffeespill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2021
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Tom Riddle is her friend. Tom Riddle is kind. Tom Riddle is charismatic. Tom Riddle is manipulative. Tom Riddle is dangerous. Tom Riddle can't be trusted. Tom Ridd-
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After disaster strikes the Earth, Harry J. Potter is alone in space. Everyone and everything is dead and gone. He's got nothing but the Extraterrestrial Research Station and himself. Let's go.
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And must I now begin to doubt, who never doubted all these years? by Coffeespill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2019
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It was late, all of the students safe in their dorms. All except for one.
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Old-Complete or Not by Coffeespill
Fandom Avatar (2009), Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Thor (Movies)
20 Aug 2019
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“Malfoy, we have to slow it down!” Harry yells over the growing racket of the time turner. Harry’s not sure how, exactly, they’re going to do that, but they have to try. Malfoy looks at him wildly, and hesitates for only a second before grabbing his arm.
Harry looks uncomprehendingly at Malfoy’s hand on his arm. “We’ll be stronger together!” Malfoy shouts. Oh. Right. The spell. Harry points his wand at the time turner, along with Malfoy. “Finite Incantatum!”
The time turner only seems to grow stronger. A bright light begins to glow out from the center of the device, reaching its edges over to Harry and Malfoy.
The last thing Harry sees is Malfoy’s worried face, and then darkness.
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In which Harry and Draco have a time-turner accident, and many things go wrong, but a lot of things also go right. Featuring: reptilian bonding night, canon-inaccurate animagus lessons, and a fuck-ton of pining.
aka the fic where Harry finds his family, and fights to keep them.
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27 May 2026
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Every weekend, Harry stumbled through the same routine—pints with his mates, passing out, then a bleary-eyed morning of struggling through Dark Arts texts for his apprenticeship. But one fateful day, Harry woke up next to Ron, matching wedding bands on their fingers.
At least neither of them had any girlfriends to disappoint—actually, their accidental ‘platonic’ marriage had more pros than cons.
Except, Harry found himself longing for the man who was already his husband, belatedly realising his interest in men—at least, in one particular wizard.
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26 Apr 2026
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...and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not...
A story about a boy that can make flowers bloom, seven glowing shards, and a baby.
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16 Apr 2026
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Hungry Harry and the Death Eater Dinner by Anna_Hopkins for MistyTheGhost, DarkkBluee, Run_of_the_mill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2019
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Prompt: Every day, Harry passes by a house from which emanates a tantalizing smell. Every day he thinks about going in. One day, he does.
Harry went looking for dinner and got dessert too.
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At age ten, Harry Potter disappeared. His guardians report that he has been taken, the Trace is broken, months of searching by the Ministry and the Order of the Phoenix has turned up nothing. The wizarding community resigns itself to the worst. That is until, four years later, a mysterious and suspiciously familiar boy is found living on his own in Muggle London. Remus accepts the task of reintroducing him to the wizarding world, Harry resisting all the while. Between meddlesome Ministers and mad escaped convicts, Remus attempts to discover the truth. Where has Harry been? And will he ever learn to trust?
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30 Mar 2026