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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    When Dib begins noticing strange behavior in Zim right before his semester ends, he wastes no time in going to check on him. It doesn't take long to realize that the irken is going through some kind of... weird alien bullshit. Again.

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    22 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    Zim's newest scheme to torment Dib doesn't go exactly as he had planned...

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    14 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Someone's a little obsessed. (Or: Zim goes into heat, Dib notices, and everybody makes mistakes.)

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    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Dib accidentally murders Zim in this universe. Then he kind of loses his mind...Zib is born.

    “Oh, Dib. I feel for you. I do. There’s just so much you don’t know. Let me break down the bad news for you. Your dream about stopping Zim, right? About saving the earth? Well, I did, and guess what? No one cares. They still don’t believe you. They still don’t take the threat of aliens seriously. They still leave the earth vulnerable. So I did what I had to do. I fused with Zim’s pak, and used his resources to take control of Earth myself.” — The Ultimate Dib aka Zib, Issue #49 (Battle Void--Part Four:The Thing)

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    04 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Zim agrees to shower with Gir on the condition that the robot stop destroying his experiments. Things get pretty heated quickly. ZAGIR Smut.

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    04 Jun 2026