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    A comic re-posted from my Tumblr

    There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.

    So, he doesn't

    Good luck to Grace and Rocky

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    09 Jul 2026

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    When two people back out of the San Francisco season of Love Is Blind, there's only so much time to find interesting replacements. So they settle on just finding replacements. They can make them seem interesting in editing, right?

    Ryland is there as a favor to Colt, who submitted Ryland as a favor to his crush Jody, who wanted to find a replacement for her friend Ava, who has somehow ended up as a producer for the latest season of Love is Blind.

    Simon made the mistake of befriending Ava years ago and is regretting it.

    (title from Boys Like You by Dodie)

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    08 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    A small, nonsensical, unreliable retelling of Simon waking up on the Hail Mary, at the mercy of Grace.

    The happenings of when a man has his mind peered into by a god, and his body cannot handle the pressure.

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    06 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Ryland and Simon reach their destination, but what do they do next?

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    06 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    “Well, I think it started with a B. Mr. B… Buh… uh…” Grace swung the door open.

    Before he could stop himself, he crashed into a person who was going out at the same time...
    He then realized, in the collision, he had spilled his coffee all over this stranger. Oh no.

    “Gah-what the fuck, man?!” the stranger exclaimed in a deep, gravelly tone.

    “Oh my gosh oh my gosh I’m so sorry-” Grace stepped back, barely keeping his balance, then started digging in his bag. “I-I think i have napkins o-or something.” As he pulled the napkins out and pressed them to the stranger’s chest, he noticed the guy’s lanyard.

    Simon Butcher, Language Arts

    Oh yeah, that was the name.

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    Ryland Grace is a middle school science teacher, with very little life outside of being such. Which doesn't really bother him. That is, until he meets the new English teacher, Simon Butcher. The two are so very different, like a hot black coffee and a caramel frappacino. But, is that really such a bad thing? As the too get closer, maybe their differences aren't as pronounced as they'd thought...
    What's that phrase, 'opposites attract?'

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    03 Jul 2026