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    When it happens the puck has just left his stick.

    It's a clean hit, but Shane takes it horribly, crumbling on impact and colliding with the boards. While he tries valiantly to keep his head up, he feels himself slide sideways and his last fully coherent thought occurs as his head cracks against both the ice and the bottom edge of the boards.

    Immediately, the arena starts to wilt.

    “… We just want a future.”

    “I have only been in love with one person…”

    Shane falls backwards and sinks, the ice turning to water beneath him.

    “Holy shit. I love you too…”

    “I love you…”

    The words—memories?— are swimming amongst him, angled and distorted; they consume him, they’re are all he can process, even as someone else—a medic, maybe?— on the periphery now, says, "Just stay still Hollander."

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    Or, upon appearing in a parallel world, canon-Shane is on a mission to fix AU-Shane's fucked-up life. Stat.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Born from the cursed headcanon:

    …but what if Lestat was Ilya’s biological father?

    And what if the answer to that question involved a Montreal concert, Daniel Molloy functioning as everyone’s deeply underqualified therapist, Louis reconsidering every life choice that brought him here, and Shane Hollander attempting to manage an existential family crisis with the power of color-coded spreadsheets?

    A story about fathers and sons, inherited wounds, religious guilt, terrible coping mechanisms, and discovering that loving someone enough to stay is one thing.

    Answering when they call is another.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander agrees to an arranged marriage because refusing could start a war. He expected a transactional relationship, minimal emotional involvement, and maybe some occasional awkward small talk.

    Instead he gets a six-foot-three stupidly attractive Russian alpha who is apparently determined to follow Shane around campus like an overprotective guard dog.

    meanwhile Ilya Rozanov was fully prepared for a spoiled, haughty omega.

    But Shane was earnest, stole his cloths, cried over his gunshot wound, and called him mine in front of his father.

    Now Ilya’s a little obsessed.

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    11 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    It's been three years since Shane was kidnapped in Montreal before Sochi, and he had discovered the completely healthy coping mechanism of not thinking about it.

    He had other, more pressing issues: a third Stanley Cup run, a secret marriage, a murderous fan base, and free agency on the horizon.

    The whole kidnapping thing was easy to ignore now. He could almost believe it was just a story that happened to someone else.

    Or: Shane and Ilya are just trying to move past it all, and the past says no.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Shane is cursed as a child so that he may never remember anyone he meets. He wakes up remembering nothing.

    Ilya Rozanov is the rival he can't forget: even when he does. A story told in endless firsts.

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    31 May 2026