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Cows Don’t Burn With Love for Cows by ieatwoodpolish (CarrotBug)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Dec 2025
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as a part of Harrows Second River Bubble: Expanded.
title from Ovid’s poem “Iphis and Ianthe” in Metamorphoses. its about lesbians.
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“Gideon straightened her God-awful (pun-intended, he’d chosen it) gold bowtie and tugged at the sleeves of her unflattering white jacket. An entirely unwelcome knock sounded at the door. “Series
- Part 2 of Harrow’s Second River Bubble: Expanded
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i’m through with the memory by ieatwoodpolish (CarrotBug)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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Harrow’s Second River Bubble: Expanded
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i havent figured it out yet. but meet-not-cute with harrow and gideon. royal au. like from harrows second river…performance(?) anyway. if abigail didnt interupt. i think.title from “The Interrogation” by Li-Young Lee
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“The so-called celebration was to take place throughout the entire day tomorrow. Harrow had decided early on that not one soul needed to know about the little voice in her head that had been dreading this for the past six months and was nearly begging her to go back to Drearburh. She prided herself in her ability to squash that voice to almost nothing on most days. Today, as was her luck, the voice was particularly loud.She ignored it as best she could as she walked up to the entrance of Canaan House where a short man waited to greet her. “
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- Part 1 of Harrow’s Second River Bubble: Expanded
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Harrow’s Second River Bubble: Expanded by ieatwoodpolish (CarrotBug)
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Dec 2025
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It wasn’t that Ilya was jealous. It was just that…he sort of was.
It's finally the off-season, and Ilya cannot wait for a perfectly boring summer at the cottage with his perfectly boring husband.
Shane, however, has other ideas.
(AKA Ilya gets jealous of a plant.)
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- Part 4 of Hollanov Fics
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15 Mar 2026
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Many Years by discardedmixtapes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Mar 2026
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metros for life @hollandertism
okay but does anyone else remember when ilya rozanov said he and shane had been "not exclusive for many years" bc like. how many years are we talking hereSeries
- Part 2 of Ilya Rozanov: Internet Menace
Bookmarked by ieatwoodpolish (CarrotBug)
14 Mar 2026
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“You know, one day you’re gonna meet someone you love so much you’ll want to toss all your stupid rules out the window just to be around them,” Jessica told him the day they broke up.
God, Shane remembers thinking. I fucking hope not.
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- Part 9 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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14 Mar 2026
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You Said, We Said by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Feb 2026
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@HarveySmth76:
So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this:Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick.
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Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.
Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.
#OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.
Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat.
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Bookmarked by ieatwoodpolish (CarrotBug)
14 Mar 2026
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We Are Never Getting Back Together (Like Ever) (Rose's Version) by MacPherson
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Feb 2026
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Rose
I will get to the bottom of thisShane
That feels like a threat.Rose
Wait is it ok for me to say bottom
Because you’re so much more than thatShane
ROSE
_________Rose Landry told Shane Hollander she would text him all the time, and she meant it.
Bookmarked by ieatwoodpolish (CarrotBug)
13 Mar 2026