CarpeJugulum
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Take You For a Ride (On My Garbage Truck) by CarpeJugulum
Fandoms: Toy Story Series (Movies)
25 Oct 2012
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Basically, a notfic where Andy thinks the garbage man is hot and vice versa and they hook up. Yay!
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Can Only Mean One Thing by kalx58
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jul 2026
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Shane sends Ilya a dick pick. Ilya freaks out.
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06 Jul 2026
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Ilya leans in closer, so their noses almost brush and all of the heat and desire that had dwindled underneath Shane's anxiety comes rushing back to the surface. “You gonna let Dad fuck you? Show me that it's what you're good for, what you're best at?”
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06 Jul 2026
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Scott Hunter does not come out after winning a Stanley Cup. Because of this, Ilya does not accept Shane's invitation to the cottage. Even without this vacation, the two of them grow closer and closer still... but without the same incentive of honesty and vulnerability.
Shane does not feel as if it is his place to argue against Ilya's green card marriage to Svetlana. How he feels about it, that is much the same. While murder-suicide might be a tad too far, Shane's desperate bid to stop the wedding may yet still be too much.
Ilya, though, is overjoyed. He does not believe Shane would have gone to such lengths, if he weren't as in love with Ilya as Ilya is with him.
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06 Jul 2026
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Image Management by 409_conflict, ritualist
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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During his rookie year, Shane goes to a Halloween party at a Montreal gay bar to confirm some suspicions about himself. Unfortunately, it’s 2010, so the official photographer uploads a few hundred photos to the bar’s Facebook page.
Yuna gives real thought to finding Mark Zuckerberg and strangling him with his own hoodie strings. Probably this particular thought spiral suggests it’s time for her to step away from the PC, but the thought of taking a break – of leaving the burning fuse that could blow up her baby’s life at any moment unattended – makes her stomach churn.
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- Part 1 of baby shane’s big night out
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06 Jul 2026
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Posts about #snuff and #forcemasc
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06 Jul 2026