Captain_Cosette
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"Мы были в восторге, мы воображали, что оставили смятение и бессмыслицу позади, а теперь выполняем свою единственную и благородную функцию времени – движемся"
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I want to hit you in the mouth. With my mouth. Gently by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
07 Dec 2024
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После спасения Тилл не может перестать думать о той странной штуке, которую сделал Иван в их раунде…
Или Тилл пытается понять, что вообще происходит. -
Супер Сексуальные Сумасшедшие Скандинавы by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Stand Still Stay Silent
19 Mar 2017
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им суждено создать лучшую группу в мире
или история о том, как люди спрашивают на чем ты играешь прежде, чем твое имя -
I hate everything about you by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 Apr 2016
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— Милая — отвратительное слово.
— Я знаю. Именно поэтому ты милая -
Рокси будет великолепным Ланселотом by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 Apr 2016
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Carnal Pleasures by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
21 Mar 2024
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Zoro has a problem with being too intense in love, but he always cuts things off before they can interfere with his future.
So he tells the cook he's got a crush on him and expects it to end right there.
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Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
12 Jun 2026
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On Sight by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
23 Nov 2024
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Zoro didn't mean to kill the drunk guy who climbed through his window at 3 AM, honest. Deciding to dispose of the body, however, was definitely on purpose.
Turns out the bastard was his new neighbor, and very much still alive. Talk about first impressions.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
12 Jun 2026
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Zoro gets sunburned. Sanji discovers that he enjoys it a little too much.
Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
10 Jun 2026
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“I don’t need to compare,” Sanji says hotly. “I already know mine’s bigger. It would be a waste of time.”
This is so obviously the reaction Zoro is looking for that it’s no surprise when he says, “Sounds to me like you’re scared, shit cook.”
“Like hell I am!” Sanji retorts, helpless to resist the heady rush of a challenge from Roronoa Zoro. Even when it’s one so orchestrated.
Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
10 Jun 2026
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let me feel the fire in your eyes by inthestarsisyourhome
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
06 Jun 2026
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Luffy's going to get Zoro and Sanji to kiss if it's the last thing he does*
*aka Luffy plays matchmaker.
Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
08 Jun 2026