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It's easy to misunderstand a situation when you're in the same country – when your new boyfriend is thousands of miles away, it's nearly impossible. Toss in an unexpected pregnancy, an ex-boyfriend and The Prophet with its exaggerations and it's no wonder Draco is confused.
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29 Sep 2025
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Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them (or Draco Malfoy's Guide to Stop Dying and Start Living Instead) by dustmouth, nerakrose_hparchive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2018
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Malfoy is way too interested in coroner reports for somebody who's definitely not looking for ways to die, Harry wants to be friends with him, and Ginny wants to break up with Harry.
Features: Little League Quidditch, an abundance of bath bombs, happy endings, and gay robots in space.
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I'll Tell You A Secret (Just Don't Tell) by nerakrose_hparchive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2013
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Harry and Draco are living a fairly normal life with a fairly normal relationship, except for the part where it's, well, secret.
Completes secret relationship/curtainfic on my trope bingo card.
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There's Something So Lonesome About You by hoeforhoran28
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2025
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"Your identity was supposed to be a secret. Not only to protect yourself (and probably least importantly yourself) but others. Your family, your friends. Everyone who stood a chance at being ripped apart by your decision to go out there everyday and put yourself in the crossfire.
Not that Bruce had anyone to protect, besides Alfred. But it was still a fucking given."
Or: Bruce has been Batman for two years and if he knew anything, it was that when you don a mask, you don it for a reason. An important reason that just doesn't seem to be as important to the rest of the League as it is to him. This is going to be a story about Bruce being coaxed into allowing others behind his carefully built walls. (Specifically one person.)
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undercover by mikaminato
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
20 Aug 2025
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"My name is… You, me, and a bed?" Bruce murmurs as he leans in. "Unless you're taken?"
The flush that blooms across Kent's cheeks is delicious. His laugh is quiet, warm, disarmingly human for a man who could bench-press a freight train.
"No. I'm… single. Broke up a few months ago and since then I've kind of been… you know."
The softness in Kent's tone coaxes a quiet smile from Bruce. He almost feels guilty for offering something so filthy and impulsive. Almost. But Kent's pupils are already wide, dark with interest. His body betrays whatever hesitation might still live in his mind.
"Must get lonely," Bruce whispers, his mouth brushing close to Kent's ear.
(Or, Bruce is undercover when he crosses paths with Clark Kent. Sleeping with him wasn't exactly part of the mission… but honestly, have you seen those dimples?)
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25 Jun 2026