Cal_Aretto



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    no description. just chili being dumb

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  2. Summary

    WIP
    Published chapters might be rewritten as the story progresses.

    Can you believe this started out as a comedy?

    Important future tags:
    Dealing with trauma: child abandonment, dubious consent, abuse, violence.
    Appearence of other canon Wardens: Surana, Mahariel, possibly Tabris
    Relationships:
    Zevran/canon!Surana
    Tamlen/canon!Mahariel
    Mahariel/Surana/canon!Surana/Zevran after DAO!!
    Smut
    Not 100% cis Sith and Laff. what is gender anyway?

     

    Concept stats:
    Laff origin: 10 000+
    Sith origin: 400
    Brecilian: 1 725
    Calenhad: 620
    Denerim: 769
    Haven: 62
    Orzammar: 270
    Ostagar: 2000
    Redcliff: 207
    Not location specific: 5 000 +
    Smut related: 12 000+ (im sorry)
    Post DAO: 632 +
    AUs: 12000 +
    Character analysis, etc: too much+

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  1. Public Bookmark 95

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    “Does the hero have immediate plans?” Gilmore asks delicately. “Dinner’s been as lovely as you, but I’ll understand if you need to dash back to your Keep.”

    “I think…” Vax pretends to consider, and is rewarded by Gilmore’s fond chuckle. “I could be persuaded to stay the night.”

    Gilmore kisses him on the lips, warm and lingering. “I don’t know how much more persuasion you need, from the feel of you. Forgive the tired old line, but: is that a dagger in your pants, or are you happy to see me?”

    “It’s, uh, both.” Vax offers Gilmore a sheepish grin when the man roars with laughter. “Damn it, give me a minute.”

     

    gilmore and vax get to have that dinner, and a very nice evening afterwards also

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    23 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Five times Ling thought he was getting through to Greed, and one time he knew he did.

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    23 Apr 2024

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    "...wouldn't have thought you'd keep it. You guys always gave me shit for all the goddamn rocks."

    "Yeah, uhm. It was- I've found it in my pocket, after- Afterwards."

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    23 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    "People may think he and Greed look like brothers, but Ling has never seen anyone like Greed."
    Ling and Greed ask Hohenheim to separate them, but neither one are prepared for what that means.

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    23 Apr 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    "Stop fussing, your highness, I'm fine. No hidden stab wounds or anything." He thinks about this, grimaces a little. Well, not quite true, but- "Everything grew back, okay."

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    22 Apr 2024