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[Guess what, apparently if you stay up for 40hours, live off of takeout and grocery store cookies, and mix inadvisable amounts of caffeine, Adderall, and nicotine for months on end-
Riku wakes up to his alarm clock going off.
Only, his name isn’t fucking Riku, he doesn’t own an alarm clock like some geriatric traditionalist, and he is very, very fucking confused.]
Or: SI/OC isekais into the Narutoverse as a 10 year old orphan with no knowledge of canon, a half finished degree in psychology, and a very valid fear of dying considering his current career track.
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03 Jul 2026
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???: why the fuck are you ignoring viktor
Yuuri: Who is this? What are you talking about?
???: its yuri dumbass and you know exactly what i'm talking about
Yuuri blinks at that. For a split second he wonders if an angrier asshole version of himself from an alternate universe, someone who spelled their name wrong and snubbed his nose at basic rules of grammar, had somehow found a way to pester him while he tried to prevent, by studying, at least one aspect of his life from crumbling into utter ruin. Then the split second passes and Yuuri reins in the insanity long enough to venture a rational approach.
Yuuri: Yuri who?
Three seconds later his phone rings.
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Two weeks after his failure at Sochi, Yuuri receives a text from a mysterious number asking why the fuck he’s ignoring Viktor. So begins Yuri Plisetsky’s all out campaign to get Yuuri to finally text Viktor and end the torment of watching Viktor pine, and so begins Yuuri's descent into a wonderland of texting his idol, meeting his #1 fan(s), and slowly rebuilding his life with a little help from his friends.
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29 Jun 2026
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In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.
Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.
AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.
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- Part 1 of Check the Menu
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28 Jun 2026
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A Self Insert into Naruto.
Ryoma, orphan of the sands, knows full well that he's nothing special as far as ninja go. Really, the smart move would be to run to the other side of the planet and wait for the oncoming apocalypse to pass him by.
Running has never been his style.
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17 Jun 2026
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Born into a world of bending and war... Too soon to prevent it... Too late to avoid it... Just in time to help change the tide and maybe save a few lives along the way. Firebender Self Insert SI
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11 Jun 2026