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A brief look into Armando Salazar's shenanigans as a young man involving, among other things, a bookstore, breaking and entering, a dictionary, and (likely) a mild concussion.
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Losing One's Hat Does Not A Habit Make by BluKoffee for Wishfulthinking1979
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy
10 Jul 2022
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One thing Captain Firmus Piett greatly disliked was losing his hat.
Or rather, the three times Piett lost his hat and the one time he found it.
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Prisoners Should Know Their Place by BluKoffee
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
23 Feb 2021
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So, I posted this on Tumblr and figured I'd go ahead and put it here as well. This is a sort of What If AU for Out of Place, Out of Time, following what would occur if Isabeau was plonked into a certain Cursed Capitán's lap, instead of the human one we all know and love. Purely for self-indulgence, not to be taken seriously in the slightest, so please excuse the errors sprinkled throughout. If I ever become less lazy, I'll go through and fix them.
Also, the ship isn't the Monarch, and the prisoners aren't the ones seen at the beginning of the film. I tried to make it distinct, but still wanna clarify. -
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Join us down the rabbit hole in a slice of life of a 1700s sailing ship, with a sexy hot capitán who has rippling muscles and a crush on this interesting and unusual girl from the modern world!
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A young woman stumbles upon a man who has become as feared as the Reaper himself. Through various circumstances, she finds herself swept along with him on his hunt for stolen wealth, but will she survive the cold chill of Death that follows wherever he goes?
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After a horrific accident aboard the International Space Station throws you into the depths of grief, an opportunity to do something big presents itself months later. The briefing file was classified as Top Secret and "need to know". It didn’t have a standard mission number, just a codename: Acheron Station. A deep-space research platform positioned on the jagged edge of a supermassive black hole’s event horizon, far beyond the edges of any known public missions to space.
The physics were absolute. The fuel required to escape the gravitational pull of a singularity after crossing the threshold didn't exist. It was a mission of pure data collection, and a guaranteed one-way trip.-x-
A deep-space mission goes wrong, and a black hole pulls you and your crew into another timeline where you have to navigate shifting power dynamics, political intrigue, and the obsession of the ruling Emperor. The same Emperor who wears the face of the man you love: Caleb.
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06 Jul 2026
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Barista Caleb
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03 Jul 2026
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Synopsis: After a heated argument, you retreat to the childhood treehouse, a place that has always offered refuge. You don’t expect Caleb to follow, or the mix of old feelings and unspoken tensions that await.
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03 Jul 2026
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You think conquering a bull looks easy, so Sylus decides you need a lesson in riding—in the backseat of his pickup truck.
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01 Jul 2026
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Your butler is trained to anticipate your every need. What he hasn't been trained for is you—home alone, ringing the one bell he's never been able to ignore, asking for the one thing he's never been able to give.
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01 Jul 2026