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This is all Curly’s damn fault, Varric thinks.
Blaming Cullen for his insistence on a rematch is preferable to admitting that Varric is in any way responsible for this dangerous situation. Varric doesn’t remember their last game of Wicked Grace deteriorating like this, and they were betting with nonexistent money and playing for clothes then too. The problem isn’t keeping his own clothes. The problem isn’t even Josephine’s monopoly on the game or that he's been forced to see Cullen’s pectorals again. The problem sits at the far end of the table, glaring at her cards, reduced to a loose, thin undershirt and those damnably tight leggings.
“I will call,” Cassandra announces on her turn.
Bookmarked by BertranDeBorn
27 Jun 2026
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Varric Tethras’ literary cast-offs, abandoned for various reasons. Until a certain determined Seeker discovers the lot.
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- Part 3 of Lady Heroes
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23 Jun 2026
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Swordswoman & Scribe: A Thrilling Tale of True Romance In The Time Of Smut & Dragons by CaptainXeno
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
15 Jun 2016
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Varric has never been much for letting facts or practicality get in the way of a good story - or a steamy sex scene. Heck, knowing too much about the details of your subject only hampers your ability to write good exciting plot. (So he believes.)
But Cassandra has finally had all she can take when Varric writes about certain smutty activities he knows *nothing* about. Ugh. Nothing. Ignorant dwarf!
She decides to correct his technical errors. Loudly. In the middle of Skyhold's tavern. Hijinks (and eventually dragons) ensue.
Bookmarked by BertranDeBorn
11 Jun 2026
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Our Own Hands Against Our Hearts by MerryFaerie
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
20 Mar 2026
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Finally fed up with the bickering and the shouting and the belligerent sexual tension causing problems in Skyhold, the Inquisitor pulls the Inner Circle together for one very important secret mission:
Tricking Varric and Cassandra into falling in love.
Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 1 of Tethraghast
Bookmarked by BertranDeBorn
09 Jun 2026
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Varric could probably, with a lot of complaining, put up with the bitter cold of Emprise du Lion. It's the singing that's really starting to get to him, along with the Seeker's unshakable presence.
Bookmarked by BertranDeBorn
09 Jun 2026