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In ninth grade, she started buying cigarettes from the convenience store down the street. If she batted her eyes at the old man who worked there, he’d sell her a pack of Newports, easy. Her friends said smoking would make you lose weight. She coughed a lot, ate less.
“Brian is a dick for leaving you down here,” Lois says softly, putting a hand on Jillian’s thigh. “What’s he doing goin’ off to write some Salinger shit when he’s got a beautiful lady waiting for him?”
Jillian smiles. She likes the way Lois’s hand wraps around her thigh. “You think I’m beautiful?”
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Get My Name Stitched on Your Lips by BasementVampire
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Feb 2026
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Dennis pouts, and the pathetic look he’s giving Mac just gets him even more hard. “You’re trying to humiliate me.”
Mac presses his lips to the other man’s throat, kissing and biting until Dennis whimpers. “Do you feel humiliated? Or do you feel sexy? Because to me...you look fucking sexy.”
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Mac gives Dennis exactly what he wants, lipstick and all
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“Your whole bit is hack,” she says. “The “bad dad”, threatening to bend girls over his knee and spank them? I mean really—get a little more original.”
Dennis is still shirtless, with that damn jacket on; Dee finds herself touching his chest, running her hands over his bare skin and rubbing her thumbs over his nipples. He lets out a shaky breath, steadying himself by planting his hands on her hips. “Well...” he chokes out, leaning in and pressing a kiss to her cheek, “what if it’s me that needs to be punished, babygirl?”
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After the incident with Mike, Dee and Dennis try to distract themselves from the possibility that they've hit rock bottom.
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You Got What I Need (One Shots) by BasementVampire
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Jan 2026
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Collection of one shots/drabbles that are too short to post on their own. Mostly smut, various ships!
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Take It As It Comes (deedennis oneshots) by BasementVampire
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
26 Jan 2026
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“I feel like a whore,” she says matter-of-factly.
Dennis puts his hand on her thigh and squeezes, hard and possessive. “Whatever it takes to get to the top, huh?”
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Collection of one shots that are too short to post on their own. These will all be deedennis! Some smutty, some not.
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Taking Sips Through My Nose by BasementVampire
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
25 Jan 2026
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Mac watches him rub coke on his own gums, suddenly hyper aware of Charlie’s mouth. His lips. Oh god, he’s staring. Is he gay? Or just high? Maybe he’s not even high yet—how long does it take for cocaine to kick in?
“You’re staring, man,” Charlie says with a smirk.
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“Remember how you slapped me in the face? And then kissed me?” She leaves out: And told me you loved me.
He grabs his shot and knocks it back, so she does the same. “Yeah, I remember, obviously I remember, Dee. And like, we were taken hostage, so emotions were high and, and I was sick with that syndrome or whatever so...”
“I liked it,” she admits, cutting him off. “I want you to do it again.”
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The burn in Dennis’s throat feels good, and he’s had just enough liquid courage to grab Dee by the wrist and lead her out of Paddy’s. “Come on, sis. I think you’re gonna like the surprise.” He needs her to love it. He needs her to revere him for the lengths he’s willing to go to for her.
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Dennis does something fucked up. Turns out, Dee is into it.
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“I can give you some pointers, if you want.”
“I do not need pointers,” Dennis seethes. “Just let me keep practicing.”
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Or, Dennis is not good at sucking dick but tries anyway.
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“Mac, I don’t... I don’t think I can. Isn’t there something else...?” His voice is shaky; Dennis wants to kick himself for being this vulnerable, even if it’s just Mac. But he might be dying here—emotions are high.
Mac grabs his hand and walks him to the bathroom like this is nothing. “Just try, dude. The longer you wait, the longer the poison will be in you. I can help you if you need it.”
“Help me?”
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Dennis accidentally drinks something he’s not allowed to, and he needs Mac to help him get it out.
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That arrogant fucking look on his face is enough to make Glenn want to burn every copy of Catcher in the Rye and every Rat Pack record for making him this way. For making Brian fucking Griffin so pretentious he would ever think he’s better than The Q Man. “You’re the easiest I’ve ever had.”
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i don't mind you coming here, and wasting all my time by BasementVampire
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Dec 2025
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A part of her likes seeing him like this, because it means she gets to take care of him. She’s the only one he’ll let take care of him.
Dee’s hand finds its way into his hair, stroking gently. Too gently—it feels wrong. Then Dennis gives a contented little sigh and she changes her mind.
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strangelove, will you give it to me? by BasementVampire
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
27 Dec 2025
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Charlie grins, and it’s so genuine it makes her sick to her stomach. “Yeah. Yeah, I’ve got another bag.” Both hands are on her waist now. He tugs (and she goes easy) until he pulls Dee into his lap. “You trying to have some fun?”
She hums, leaning down over him so her forearms rest on the floor on either side of his head. Charlie’s eyes widen in surprise. “How much fun do you think you’re up for tonight?”
“Let me do another line and I’ll let you know.”
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He wants to beg, Do it again. Put me in my place; I need you to keep me in line. Instead, he splays his fingers on the other man’s warm, bare chest and says miserably, “Let me make it up to you?” The only way he knows how to fix anything.
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“Bit too much to drink, love?” he teases, arms crossed and head tilted as he looks down at the other man.
John’s eyes flutter open, wet with tears. Jesus, talk about pathetic. “Lotta stress, aye? These parties.” The words come out a bit choked.
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George and John, not coping in the healthiest of ways.
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His skin is golden, glowing in the afternoon light. Back at the cabin, they’ve got whiskey and good food and a joint already rolled. Jimmy’s fingers trail down the side of his face to his neck, then over the bare skin of his chest. “I don’t want to go back. We should buy some land and chickens, and just live like this forever, don’t you think?”
“Mm. You and me, Pagey, and you’ll just play the guitar until sundown and I'll sing whatever words come to mind.”
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Music has always given him a sense of belonging, but with Jimmy...things are different. There’s nothing the guitarist loves more than taking control, and Robert is all too happy to give it to him.
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He wants to tell Blaineley to kindly fuck off and not bother him until the cameras are rolling. But he doesn’t do that; he already has a reputation for being a bitchy diva.
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I Wanna Take You on the Road by BasementVampire
Fandoms: Bandom, Midtown (Band), Dashboard Confessional, Cobra Starship
04 Dec 2024
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“It feels like everything is happening so fast,” he’d said one night, after a crowd of kids screamed his words back at him. “Don’t you ever feel like that?”
“I don’t want things to slow down. This is it for me,” Gabe replied.
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the mirrors lie, those aren't my eyes by BasementVampire
Fandoms: Thursday (US Band), My Chemical Romance, Bandom
30 Sep 2024
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Contrapasso comes to mind—though the punishment not only resembles the sin, but in this case, they’re one and the same. Wanting is torture—and being wanted is even worse. Geoff bites his fingernails to bone, thinking, wondering, writing furiously until he’s filled dozens of notebooks with unintelligible scrawl. Tim asks what’s got him all worked up, and when he snarls out a response—teeth gnashing, none of your business—Tucker admonishes him with a down boy.
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Geoff and Gerard's relationship, in seven parts.