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Enjin is a grown man. Yet, he complains, throws tantrums, whines, clings, teases, and pouts, worse than any child. He is immature and irresponsible.
Gris has to deal with it every. Single. Day. No matter what the poor supporter tries to correct Enjin's behaviour, it remains futile.
Until it doesn't.Or,
Gris fucks some manners into Enjin
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18 Dec 2025
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[on unofficial hiatus for now because of school, BUT I promise this isn't abandoned!! stay tuned, folks!]
The tall man’s gaze was locked on his… his body. An actual body, with fingers he could flex, a chest rapidly rising and falling as he breathed, a nose that… was very long, for some reason. Somehow, he wasn’t just a “TV” anymore. He was alive. And strangely, it didn’t feel as strange as he thought it would.
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Tenna Dreemur AU by mimizukeii on twt! Five-year-old Kris accidentally pushes the CRT over during a game of hide and seek, and something... interesting happens to it.
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19 Jul 2025
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When Edgar carries a match so intensely, he gets the reward of the pale angelic man agreeing to be his muse- however, Andrew doesn't seem to know how to pose and is so stiff, causing Edgar's artistic view to go a different direction- one Andrew apologizes to God for, but he is only a man.
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Virgdrew gets flustered at every small thing, that's the fic! Send tweet!
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06 May 2025
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Everyone at the manor has been promised something beyond their means. For Norton, just about everything is beyond his means, so he feels he has nothing to lose when his invite to the manor offers additional compensation if he’s willing to be a gun-for-hire.
Anguishing in the dullness of manor life as he awaits his signal to kill, Norton crosses paths with Luca, whose insatiable curiosity about the manor’s secrets opens new doors that—if nothing else—are at least exciting.
As their goals overlap and occasionally conflict, the two of them struggle to maintain a separation between their work and their feelings while contending with discoveries that challenge their notions of themselves, each other, and reality itself.
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06 May 2025
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Mike asks Joker to do his makeup. When he can't manage to stay still for it, Joker thinks he's found a solution so he won't mess it up. It made it even more messed up in the end.
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06 May 2025