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    When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.

    Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.

    Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Gotta read sequel when it comes out

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    It is the year 2315. It’s been a good few centuries since the winged alien menace landed on our planet and took the surface as their own. The only free population of the earth went down, populating the newly formed cavernous levels appearing at the time of the invasion with the last vestiges of civilization. As humans do, we’ve adapted, using the powers of science to make our new subterranean home, The Underworld feel as normal as possible.

    Zooming in, today we find August Asmer the third, VP of Urge Technology and CEO of its subsidiaries, has been invited to the live revue show of his childhood frenemy’s reality show. Mam Mangold’s Insane Clown Pageant really took off this year, along with its winner, rising star Fizzarolli, who Mam is trying to get Augustus, aka, “Ozzie” to sponsor.

    These two titans collide and find themself inextricably linked in an aerial-fabric web of crime, coercion, manipulation and more. With lots and lots of clowns.

    Yeah, we’re doing a Fizzmodeus Origin Neo Noir, friends!

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    26 Feb 2025

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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    04 Feb 2025

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    His eyes shot up after he’d heard a gun release a loud cracking noise, caught a glimpse of relentlessly barking dogs circling in on him, and felt the bullet come in contact with his skull.
    For a split second, before everything faded to an endless black, he’d watched the ugly gray clouds float in the dark of the night sky.
    For a split second, before the bitter realization of being dead settled in, he felt thin streams of blood flow down his forehead and the back of his neck.

    For several months now, Alastor is suffering from the aftermath of his fight against Adam. Lucifer is the only one to know the extent of Alastor’s condition and the only one helping him deal with it.

    The injury, however, is much worse than Alastor or Lucifer have anticipated.

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    13 May 2024

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    This gave me hope and then tore it to shreds I threw my phone and screamed I'm so mad and so excited for the sequel

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    Husk isn’t the best with relationships, but he hadn’t been foolish enough to expect a normal one when it came to Angel Dust. Damaged pasts make loving hard, and adversity is almost expected.

    (Angel returns from work with specific injuries. Husk has several thoughts.)

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    07 Feb 2024

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    Softly takes care of you