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Starting December 1st, Agatha begins receiving small, thoughtful gifts and handwritten notes from an anonymous admirer. The gifts aren’t expensive—just incredibly personal, like someone knows her better than she expected.
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Agatha plans a Christmassy family day that turned out to be way better than her family expected.
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Agatha’s vision is fading — slowly, silently, and not even she fully understands why. But there’s work to finish, a son to raise, and Rio, who notices everything.
Before the truth spills out, before the world turns to shadows, Agatha holds on to the light she still has.
Before she can’t anymore.
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During her monthly deep cleaning session, Agatha finds a box under Rio’s bed and well… curiosity got the best of her.
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At 37, Rio joins dance therapy as a last resort—disconnected, grieving, and unsure how to move through the world, let alone a studio. When she’s paired with the quiet, guarded Agatha, something shifts. In shared silence and uncertain steps, Rio begins to feel the unfamiliar weight of presence—and the slow return to herself.
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Agatha and Rio have hated each other the entire time they’ve worked together at WestView High.
When Jen tells Agatha she needs four people for a discounted vacation to Bora Bora so that she can propose to her girlfriend, Agatha surprisingly agrees to come along.
What she doesn’t know is that the vacation is a couples retreat and it relies on her maintaining a fake relationship with her worst enemy.
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30 Jun 2026
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“We got engaged?”
Rio looks at her, puzzled. Her eyes dart back and forth between Agatha’s.
“You remember?” Rio asks carefully.
Holy shit. She’s engaged to Rio.
She’s engaged to Rio.
Her heart feels like it’s about to give out and that burning in her ribs feels like fire.
When did this happen?
“Not really but I guess it makes sense.” She’s barely able to hear the words leave her mouth over the beating of her own heart.
“So you remember Wanda?” Rio asks dejectedly. Agatha frowns, confused all over again.
“Wanda?” She repeats. “Who’s Wanda?”
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Agatha wakes up in hospital with amnesia after a car accident and immediately jumps to the very logical but extremely wrong conclusion about her best friend. As she tries to piece together her life with memories of Rio and no one else, she’s forced to ask herself an important question: Why did she agree to marry the wrong person?
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11 Jun 2026
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“You know what..” Agatha looks at her dead in the eye. “I genuinely hope you get one of your women pregnant.”
“.. What?”
“Maybe even four of them at once.” Agatha adds, almost thoughtfully. “That way you’ll be too busy working for the rest of your life to pay for child support instead of terrorizing mine.”
“Hey—no, no, don’t put that into the universe!” Rio gasps, immediately stepping back as panic fully takes over her usual composure. She reaches out on instinct and knocks against the nearest wall, which is not even wood so that does absolutely nothing to satisfy her superstitious desperation. “Absolutely not. We are not manifesting that. Not today, not ever!”
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High school teachers Agatha and Rio aren’t each other’s biggest fans, until one night together gives them a lifelong assignment they didn't sign up for.
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18 Apr 2026
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“May the best PI win,” Rio declared, offering her hand. “Which, by the way, will be me.”
Agatha snorted. “Sure, hon.” Not one to sneer in the face of good sportsmanship, Agatha grasped Rio’s hand and shook it firmly. “My office, once the meeting ends?” they offered, unbothered by Rio seeing their hungry gaze flick up and down her body.
Rio smirked. “Give me ten minutes after, so I can debrief my team, and then we can talk.”
“Yes,” Agatha agreed with a lascivious grin. “'Talk'.”
Agatha and Rio are rival pediatric blood cancer research professors at Salem University. They fight a lot. They fuck a lot too. Some would say that they fuck more than they fight.
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31 Mar 2026
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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again, pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that she’s never achieved through forty-two years of life and a god-awful marriage.
Then she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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20 Mar 2026