Can’t Backflip off Buildings if You’re Dead (Or Without Friends to Cheer You on)
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(“You know,” he sucks in a breath. “Most people, they find a bleeding masked man in the garbage, they call the police.” Not exactly smart of him, but he’s curious.
“See?!” the man says (loudly, ow). “Even he agrees with me!”
“We are not calling the police, Foggy.” The other woman hisses.
Okay, who names their son Foggy?)
Foggy and Karen find a man in the garbage. And, because the universe it totally out to get him, their lives are never the same again.
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(“Look, Matt, you can’t just – I know you’re used to doing everything alone.” I was too, she doesn’t say. “But, it’s – you’re not alone anymore. You have us, right? At least, I like to think you have us. And we love you. Foggy – he loves you a bit differently than I do, obviously. But, we both love you, and we just want to know what you’re doing. Not – not everything, not yet. Just the important things, for now. Three heads are probably a lot better than one, you know.”)
Look. Foggy never planned on having a heart attack before his forties (Or ever). But being friends with Matt - well. He may need to schedule a doctor's appointment.
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